Sky's the limit

Straight'nt

Merry X-Mas... theif!

This changes everything

Mariah Carey on December 1st

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jonsfS8j76g

Wait, am I adopted?

A little bit of cyanide and happiness

Added an electric fence to Riley’s cage

So sick of this dammed elf.

Isn’t this how you do it?

Fear the cartel

multiplayer mode on!

I am going to do this once so make sure you capture it at the right moment

Sesame Tree

Watchful

Don’t be a slow drinker

Build the wall, keep 'em out, don't mix races, blah blah blah....

What is this strange language I see before me?

Yesterday was the beginning of firearms season in Maryland, my sister joined in on all the facebook pictures with a kill of her own.

Watching my sick moves

Sir, you have been scrolling too fast!

Sorry about your barn.

why did u leave me :(

Lol what a fact

Are those green thumbs!?

I was never vaccinated

No need to ask twice.

In a bar in Namibia

That’s my kind of position

Fleas near my Dad

M A G I C S

Does it really matter?

GEMS

Not again Mom

Just do it :D

My little cousin was tired of the same old elf on the shelf

On the outside looking disappointed

Just arrived today!

Autistic animal #1

The difference between alpacas and llamas

Unfortunate product name

*Title must not be empty*

Brain Activity

Damn geopedos

I hope we can all relate

Brother w/ gambling problem is staying with us. Got on to him about going to casinos while living here. He said it won't happen again. I said "want to bet on it".

Just as god intended

Mmmmm Beef CDs

In kindergarten I had to write a paragraph about myself...

bruhment

Boobs or ass?

That's definitely how it works.

Draw your own conclusions.

Printers huh?

If our exodus seems unwise...

They still are arguing over who caused it

is just like that

“Aw Lawdy, kill me!”

My wife accidentally ran my color-changing Bob Ross coffee mug through our new dishwasher. I told her I wasn't even upset because...

At my local ice cream place

Bottom of the 8th at least I'd say

possessed

Meeeooow

Ah, that’s wholesome.

Can you just stop?

Oof

This Italian cat.

First look of the Tesla Cybercopter

No life

The sauce has no texture

Skipped gun safety went straight to the range .

Nuclear fallout does horrible things to people

Some day...

This IS too much true

Pope Francis is a weeb confirmed

Different story

This was so true

Stevie Wonder Talks Michael Jackson

Economy

Taking shit talking to the next level

Russians are a special type of crazy

Turns out there is a cow level.

The best mug

Keep it real DQ

Happy Saturday

Have you met Darth Vader’s lawyer yet?

"Honey, did you finish decorating the house?"

Petco knows what's up

Sounds like he doesn’t have a motorcycle...

The grandchild

Everyone seems normal..

Vaping kills

Well yeah...

They figured it out

point and laugh

Yeah, I do math

Sorry baby, no crack today.

lord Bezos

My girlfriends mom passed out shots for thanksgiving on a communion tray.