Gotta love quality birth control.

Sometimes you just know you’re being watched

Or and posting memes

It's a unicoooorn!

When the depth of field is just right you can still feel the envy

Never take a picture of a animal in panorama

Ctrl+Alt+Delete

Well, anyway... glad you're not hurt.

Was going through my family cookbook...

We have officially come full circle

The battle of the century.

Yea pretty much

It sucks

You and me both, pal. Monday‘s coming.

We must know.

My favorite ornament

Loomers the real OGs

The angriest boop

Mood of tonight.

beluga bus is doing his best

With great power comes...low demanding games

24 days till Christmas

Now every can enjoy art!

up to 99

Im waiting...

Why wouldn't you

post to soundcloud I will

Come here, boy!

glue accident

I hope puns are allowed, because this is a level of commitment not oft rivaled

Wolfman X

Master oogway

Mario is part mushroom, when he dies, his spores are spread far and wide

Hey guys, the Grand Canyon is in the desert. Its always hot there. Just bring a sun hat, shorts and sneakers.

I found this a month ago and i think its funny

Sky's the limit

Straight'nt

Merry X-Mas... theif!

This changes everything

Mariah Carey on December 1st

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jonsfS8j76g

Wait, am I adopted?

A little bit of cyanide and happiness

Added an electric fence to Riley’s cage

So sick of this dammed elf.

Isn’t this how you do it?

Fear the cartel

multiplayer mode on!

I am going to do this once so make sure you capture it at the right moment

Sesame Tree

Watchful

Don’t be a slow drinker

Build the wall, keep 'em out, don't mix races, blah blah blah....

What is this strange language I see before me?

Yesterday was the beginning of firearms season in Maryland, my sister joined in on all the facebook pictures with a kill of her own.

Watching my sick moves

Sir, you have been scrolling too fast!

Sorry about your barn.

why did u leave me :(

Lol what a fact

Are those green thumbs!?

I was never vaccinated

No need to ask twice.

In a bar in Namibia

That’s my kind of position

Fleas near my Dad

M A G I C S

Does it really matter?

GEMS

Not again Mom

Just do it :D

My little cousin was tired of the same old elf on the shelf

On the outside looking disappointed

Just arrived today!

Autistic animal #1

The difference between alpacas and llamas

Unfortunate product name

*Title must not be empty*

Brain Activity

Damn geopedos

I hope we can all relate

Brother w/ gambling problem is staying with us. Got on to him about going to casinos while living here. He said it won't happen again. I said "want to bet on it".

Just as god intended

Mmmmm Beef CDs

In kindergarten I had to write a paragraph about myself...

bruhment

Boobs or ass?

That's definitely how it works.

Draw your own conclusions.

Printers huh?

If our exodus seems unwise...

They still are arguing over who caused it

is just like that

“Aw Lawdy, kill me!”

My wife accidentally ran my color-changing Bob Ross coffee mug through our new dishwasher. I told her I wasn't even upset because...

At my local ice cream place

Bottom of the 8th at least I'd say

possessed

Meeeooow

Ah, that’s wholesome.