My professor is Keanu Reeves

what is mario thinking?

use proper ETIQUETTE or don't get the slamming NUTS

Hot Bath

Mormon condoms

Doctors have gone on strike but their demands are unclear

You wont believe this.

Condemned scattered knowing Koala

Working in retail like...

It always happens with me

For the nerds out there. #nerdfighteria.

Be kind the the quiet kid

THAT not how it work Ben’ nope not at all

My dog and I getting creative with an old red t-shirt.

Life cycle of cat

THAT LUCKY BEE

This should totally be on my store's shelf

They’ve been giving me gas issues for years and it’s never been a problem before

Each year a friend buys me a bottle of rum for my birthday, he likes to be creative with his wrapping.

After years of pictures from our dad posing with “trophy” deer, my brother one-upped him with this beauty.

New Social Media "Like" buttons

Taboo porn

This is so true! Agree?

I think I found where Tesla got their inspiration for the cybertruck....

Keep the X in Xmas!

Ump, nah, nevermind

Saw this during my travels. Think De-Nice & A-Aron would approve.

Jesus Christ would you look at the time!

This is where we're at

I said, "Seagulls, mmm! Stop it now!"

Inigo Montoya, Networking Guru

"The Rock" with his son, "lil Rock"

Check mate flat earthers!

ours

Gotta stop talking when I'm drunk smh

Subtitties

The literal pie chart is here

4th grade me coming back to school from my doctors appointment

Can't wait for Cyber Trains.

0101010101110101

12/12... Never Forget

To go

In the office at work. We all know the feeling.

Broooooo

he left

astronot.

Oh yeah makes sense

The toll must be paid.

A key to success for any intellectual

We are heroes, They are zeros.

He saw the cat do it ONE time and this happens

The Snow Blower

All I ever want

My sister found this little nugget at the Goodwill the other day

lemone

2020 will be ours bros!!!

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

It hurts so good.

Lifecycle of cat

My roommate's cat doesn't completely trust me yet. I thought her "concerned" expression looked familiar, but I couldn't quite remember where I'd seen it before

At least he is... honest?

snacky

War has changed

Beacoup

Elbow

Well at least she knows what she wants

And that’s the news today...

well well well

Rude ass police smh

Ladies, just hear me out please

Slowly running out of time.

Heart Problems

I think its manlier to just hold the purse like a normal human.

Here's a poem

EF=electronic files...possibly?

Beast in the legend

Plank Man!

Bruh WHAT!

A few years ago my aunt and grandmother took care of the christmas decorations

She aint snitching on senpai

don't mess with him.

Billy and Mandy

Oh yeah, this is big PP time

Gotta learn about them logarithms

Wrong monster!

I snagged this picture of my boy Diesel and my mom sent me this back. It’s the same picture ❤️

Posted on The Rock’s Instagram.

Okay Barbara...

Now I finally know what the cold war was all about.

It ain't what it used to be

A friend of mine had an early Christmas present waiting on his porch when he got home..

I'm happy... Not

I think this is one sample I'll pass on

I'm going through changes

My stick is way cooler than yours!

doggoman

I don’t see a difference

Who else can hear this picture

Someone's ready for the war on Christmas

yank