Moving out and leaving a surprise. Finally found a purpose for those Spider-Man heads I cut out from some pizza boxes like 3 years ago.

Finally a gym that meets my needs.

Santa Claus in 2020

I told my dad he looked like Arthur today and he didn't agree until he saw the picture!

If you have a moment

Just speed up

My creation

I am the Alpha and the Omega

My Christmas tree this year!

I will tell you that I just fed the dog - he would tell you he has literally NEVER eaten food in his life.

Daniel wtf

Cause why not right?

Where Bostonians get their medicine

Cursed website name...

Just let me finish this joke

WTF Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory? Holiday Fail!

-Removed Herobrine isn't working

I want to get compliments

They're doing a public service

Me: *goes to doctor* Doctor: "I diagnose you with OwOtism"

The Grinch Who Stole a Police Cruiser

Heart Touching Love Story

People born in December:

The Irish Man sucks

Angles matter.

Ho Ho Holocaust.

Found at my dad's work.

Every doctors receptionist

Home Stallone

My friends 5 year old drew a picture of me in the Xmas card they gave us. I think he nailed it.

ET is a ***ing Jedi

Alabama 101

So, here in Britain gift shops are embracing the wave of popularity for tech gifts.

Player characters in the lategame

They have a class on it

I'm a woman in construction, this is how I choose to eat bananas

Happy Holidays!

Relationship in a nutshell

I was born in Spain

Back to the drawing board kitten.

Now we fight back by not paying their rent

This Deli guy at my local Publix

Supervisor: What are you doing? *sighs and walks off*

*indie music stops*

My cat loves to shred toilet paper. Today, she found my entire stash.

And just like a man, it dies when crushed between two logs

Want to share?

I triple dog dare you!

Keep it up, Paul..

OK Jetson

Nearly there!

Saturdays are getting out of hand

Beware

Come on let's go

Due to a little bug in Red Dead Redemption 2, I sat on this strangers lap and received a lovely hug. Accidental *Brokeback Mountain* confirmed

Perri-air

this happened to me in real life and i almost lost my job

Saw this random stick figure art at work today

Too thicc

gg wp, gl further

Begone T H O T

Let's all take a moment to admire the discrete placement of this package by my local Amazon delivery person.

Yaaaah

the world of pokemon is more than just creature enslavement...

A MADMAN

Artist's rendition, camera "wasn't working"

The lorax is not happy

Peek comedy

This is a public service announcement

I have discovered the secret

Ok?

Damn that one is far too fitting

I photoshopped an Orca whale getting hit by a plane

Checkmate Elongated Man

Fuccbone

My wife and I have been looking for a dog. Something seems off...

Pay him at least

My bar really upped its graffiti game

Helping The Homeless

We almost lost Red

One foggy Christmas Eve

As I watch this on Disney+...

I shall be awake all night now

No no no wait!

Defend yourself!

Jesus is coming

That moment you realize your son might be “people of Walmart”

So our dog kept eating our amazon packages....

Redneck Cybertruck

Merry christmas to all

What a thoughtful gift.

Walk away, just walk away

Severely accurate

She's a beaut, Clark.

gonna take another bite

For all startups out there - funny and true combinaçao

Don’t make me choose

Ahh ha more steps ahead.

I guess I’m a realist.

Mandalorian bitterly regretting feeding baby Yoda after midnight