true homies kiss each other before they sleep

soon he will grab pussy from across the world...

An A, I will get

Cat

rip lil xxxwrld

This man came into my work today saying he wants to re populate the chickens by planting eggs, so he cleaned out our store! We need more people like him!

Florida As ***

cheekmouths scare me

Ameno

The chorus is now complete

real talent never gets recognition smh

I lol'd a little to much at this

To divide by zero...

You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, I present to you cumsock on the crosswalk.

Crisis Avoided

Where are you going Mr.Red Panda

Dammit woman !

Only in Denver, CO.

draft

Stealth mode activate

The Far Cry of Society [OC]

Words are hard

Funny sentence inside a bottle cap

Lil uzi.

who are the real monkies?

Run run run jump I can be your backpack while you run. This Yoda backpack found in a thrift shop.

I didn't have a string of lights long enough for the whole fence so I made Kevin my Halloween sabertooth tiger eat the lights instead

20 years ago I was preparing for this. And nothing happened!! Where were you?

Credit: DuckChillin

Well.. they’re not wrong

Accurate business name.

Yet another retro reboot

For antisocial people

This one will sleigh you

Who doesn’t need proof they bought a donut?

A fail proof method if there was one

Mayonnaise

Some random mobile game let me pick any name, so I did.

how considerate

HUGE Financial burden

Person of the year!

only human after all

I photoshopped a cat and a seal together

Ocean Man

Kelly SO beware

both are true

*squeakysqueak*

My last minute Christmas sweater.

I am fond of this bumper sticker...

Fond Memory Yankee Candle Scent

The media owes loyalty to their pedophile overlords

Hope my wife doesn’t mind me showing up without the family van this evening

Dog spelled backwards is god

Found at Lowe's

This sticker

This kid is smart he beat the system lol

whatever the *** this monstrosity is

Heavy Stream

We love you Todd

Gotta keep your eyes peeled for criminals

Our low-budget hospital Christmas tree

*insert confused cat*

After telling my dad that all dads wear white new balance shoes he was very proud to send me this

Far Side

Dealing with Printers

Lonelyman makes sure you will never see baby yoda the same way again

Jeez Rick

She can explain

Gotta love a bit of carbeque

Poor Benny

Ready to attend office parties with my latest Holiday sweater

the end got me

Now he just looks like a grandpa who's sick of kids

I have account

Google is a savage

A clean PC

behold

He Asian tho

There are RULES, Daniel!!!

Bing bong your opinion is wrong

Tell the Dude I think I found his rug

Four

Milk supply is getting low

This one’s a knee slapper

ehehehehe

Birthplace of democrazy at work

Make me a sandwich

most likely to meme

Rickrolled

What a cringe, bro.

the whole gang's here

Weird flex but ok

those that do not learn from the past are doomed to repeat it

It's just a long freefall

How to deal with unwanted dick pics

If Harvey Weinstein doesn’t get a Best Actor nom for this performance, I’ll never watch the Oscars again

Heroes 3 game of the decade

He’s not lying

TIME’s Person of the Year 2019

Saying goodbye to friends.