Family sucks!

Now i cant stop thinking about it

Found this little gem at a grocery store

most wonderful time of the year

Marry me

guilty by association

My name is Jason..it's Friday the 13th and my order number is 666. What are the odds?

Hi I’m Linda Shadowdagger

Give people the finger without them knowing.

Not today monster's

Sounds like a pretty sweet deal to me

Be kind to Bobby the Cowboy

*deepfried earrape sound*

Cybertruck Spotted in the wild

I think my Christmas tree is almost done decorating itself

Label on my backpack.

Deznal is hungry

daddy proud cos he thinks you got some, haha he fuϲkin thinks

how wolverine was made

Told my wife to stop leaving hair in the shower or she’s regret it.

STONE

♫ You’re a harlot, Mrs. Grinch ♫

Becoming forklift certified will make you a more divine asset in heaven

These elbow fetishes are getting out of hand!

Mom, Dad, I'm Drangleic

Get outta here Leroy

I'm going to make a nice hot cup of tea in this cold weather. What could possibly go wrong?

socks are on so it isnt gay

This Girl's Tinder profile

special sugar for NOSE EAT only

PTSD Funny

my body is Reggie

Merry Christmas from my hilarious co workers!

>: (

The states is an amazing show, in the latest episode they voted an orange to be president

Ah yes, little body language signals.

Pardon me, what?!

I guess I need more fiber in my diet

We're safe_ for now...

Tesla's new Cybercycle

A new kind of get rich quick scheme

waman

Its not denial...

true homies kiss each other before they sleep

soon he will grab pussy from across the world...

An A, I will get

Cat

rip lil xxxwrld

This man came into my work today saying he wants to re populate the chickens by planting eggs, so he cleaned out our store! We need more people like him!

Florida As ***

cheekmouths scare me

Ameno

The chorus is now complete

real talent never gets recognition smh

I lol'd a little to much at this

To divide by zero...

You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, I present to you cumsock on the crosswalk.

Crisis Avoided

Where are you going Mr.Red Panda

Dammit woman !

Only in Denver, CO.

draft

Stealth mode activate

The Far Cry of Society [OC]

Words are hard

Funny sentence inside a bottle cap

Lil uzi.

who are the real monkies?

Run run run jump I can be your backpack while you run. This Yoda backpack found in a thrift shop.

I didn't have a string of lights long enough for the whole fence so I made Kevin my Halloween sabertooth tiger eat the lights instead

20 years ago I was preparing for this. And nothing happened!! Where were you?

Credit: DuckChillin

Well.. they’re not wrong

Accurate business name.

Yet another retro reboot

For antisocial people

This one will sleigh you

Who doesn’t need proof they bought a donut?

A fail proof method if there was one

Mayonnaise

Some random mobile game let me pick any name, so I did.

how considerate

HUGE Financial burden

Person of the year!

only human after all

I photoshopped a cat and a seal together

Ocean Man

Kelly SO beware

both are true

*squeakysqueak*

My last minute Christmas sweater.

I am fond of this bumper sticker...

Fond Memory Yankee Candle Scent

The media owes loyalty to their pedophile overlords

Hope my wife doesn’t mind me showing up without the family van this evening

Dog spelled backwards is god

Found at Lowe's

This sticker

This kid is smart he beat the system lol

whatever the *** this monstrosity is