Bring a lid to a knife fight

Video Quality==Wifi Signal

Wife asked me to pick up a roll of Hannukah wrapping paper. The criteria I was given was "it should be blue and white". Mission accomplished.

Christmas mood

RUN RUN RUN JUMP!

Australians right now

fly me to the moon

Thanks for the iPad Grandma ❤️

progress

Praise our glorious leader

Flux capacitor malfunction

Better than ep 9

things to do

tfw cold buthole

Mind Control, extortion, the pursuit of power - Vader felt like an amateur.

A "How to draw", but not really...

Still more reliable than my local weather channel

The funniest thing i saw today

This train sign

NASA's sense of humour

the game

The new Star Wars movie is starting off great

Friendly reminder from the Washington State Department of Transportation

Smoney

Merry Pringles

This man knows science so it’s true.

Better than you

They do!

The surprise twist

Religion is against nature

You know you wanna

Sneaky bear punch

*** it, glock ness monster

Beanthoven.

They’re getting nightmares for Christmas

Heated seats? You mean pizza warmers?

correct

ha! "bird" ...yeah right

RISE UP REEEEE

Festivus For the Rest of Us

Spicy boi

hello there

god is kil

we live in a society that values racist wannabe pc chicks more than people who try to save the world

I think they won

Safest bike ever

Sticky fig cafe gets it

Hey y’all. I’m here for that free coin giveaway...?

Good afternoon Purgatory, I'm listening

scope enlargement

The portable bathrooms get a little rough sometimes.

Handjob is another thing, but

Impeachment

keep Drake away

Socks and underwear

Baby Yoda cookies!

When everyone is talking about getting free coins, but your coin inbox is empty.

Yeah, Arizona might be hot, but the person that writes our traffic signs is awesome

Arizona Department of Transportation has been seduced by the dark side!

agreement

Kept hearing my boyfriend yell at the cat, "Pull your socks up!". Didn't understand why until she came and sat by me...

We had a Christmas door decorating contest at work this year. This was my entry.

Well I don’t really see a difference

This is a painting from the 19th century, the artist took almost 2 years to finish them, this is probably the first shitpost to ever be made

Everyone put your hands together for..

Elf Off The Shelf

Priorities am I right?

Dabs in team trees

We're a couple of misfits

#anxietyposting

My best yet

all you had to do, was following the damn train cj

Student tries to charge solar panel external battery using the light from their phone so that they can charge their phone.

hy poten use

“Hands up if you love Star Wars”

Ho Ho Ho Mother***er!

let me get uhhh

Jim Halpert would be proud.

Don't be tricked by Fool's Chocolate!

So what is all this about coins?

History lessons are everywhere.

Best pain scale ever. Found at my wife’s doctors office.

So I just do what I normally do

Lets amit it no one reads these tiltles

Hearing the mariah carey christmas song for the first time this year versus the 1500th time

" Thanks for knocking out that gas bill Dad! "

He is behind me right now

Meowijuana gift I just received

I perfected this in high school. Still works today!

Russian Chad

Cookies for Santa?

The most adorable drink in the galaxy

These lawn ornaments are getting more realistic

As Andy grew older, all of his toys had to sit motionless and watch him masturbate.

russian spongebob

My coworker came to the office holiday food fest dressed like Mr. Hanky.

So I got bored on one of my flights...

When people ask where you see yourself in 10 years

Easy artwork

I'll just have an apple pie then!