I hate having to write up my employees right before the holiday, so I compromised and she has to wear this for the rest of the afternoon...

fat tony

Can't relate

Only the Wongs could do this

I was in charge of wrapping presents this year.

Yes, that is the rack that holds the baskets.

We didn't set this up... We literally found her this way.

Have as Merry a Christmas as is possumable

Legend Has It

Start again

Academic musicians hate him

Detroit, become a mad lad

We don't deserve cats...

That old familiar feel

How dare they

In a while

Southern snowman

Is this game any good? I have legitimately never tried it

Dorkfish

TOSS

sieg zeon

crushing weight of depression

What does Marcellus Wallace look like?

Santa Tries Bubble Tea

Who's that pokémon?

Is it just me or does Wonder Woman look like she is stoned and stealing presents from this kid?

Shakespeare ain't shit

Just Do It..

Merry whatever....

Right now Hans

Well, It ain't socks, but I hope the father in law likes em

I forgot to buy candles for Hanukkah so im improvising till I get em.

ha, ha!

Slutty Tree

AWAKEN

2 husbands and still not gay

eww

Spanish pigs be like oiñk

Doggo Confessions

A friend of mine flew to Colorado for a Lions game. His shirt has gotten him noticed.

I knew Mother Nature was kinky.

Spotted in Ireland...so many sins, so little time..

Exactly my kids!

Watching your alarm clock 1 minute before it's supposed to go off...

The newest element

By far the best I’ve seen

Wife and I decided to decorate the banister for Christmas

Home is where the heart is

Its amazing how sometimes the simple solution eludes us.

This is my first year as a real adult

Pointy Doggo

Goofy's Christmas

Saw this on my way home last week

Tell ya hwat that’s a Bobby Pin

Home alone 6

Doggo vs Neptune

My parents are retiring and want to travel full time. My brother sent them this suitcase for Christmas.

My sister’s yelp review

Welcome in, you filthy animals!

The devil said gtfo

A keeper

We live in a network

My girlfriend’s baby Yoda cookie vs whatever the hell I made

Open Door

Trip to the zoo

Happy Hannukah!

Only a Sith spoils movies. And they get banned from the Social Media order.

Special Toys

Aqua teen hunger force LIVE

The Venn of Yeezy

Y'all wanna play some Russian Roulette?

I hope it is ^^

^__^

I am unstoppable

You wouldn't spin an mp3

Antacid Bro

Resistance is futile!

i wonder whose wand gave them "Imperio"

And just like that.....my babysitting career is over....

Get ready for this bullshit

WE AIN’T FOUND SHIT!

He was a great dad every Christmas.

Lost key

Shipping fees are outrageous!

Some bathroom wisdom

Seriously, what do they do?

God why

Duck Security

Trolls, I give you your KING.

Mark Hamill’s signature on this vintage Star Wars trading card.

Schrodinger's Christmas present...

woof

Bought my mom this mug years ago and waited for this exact moment to finally happen

that'll be 300$ please

Hike is officially over

Weather boy

***Whroooooooom***

Historically accurate french weapons

Welcome to Hell!

From a friend of mine: “It’s hour 17. I’ve wrapped 4.5 presents. Meanwhile, the cats have reached a new level of psychotic.”