^__^

I am unstoppable

You wouldn't spin an mp3

Antacid Bro

Resistance is futile!

i wonder whose wand gave them "Imperio"

And just like that.....my babysitting career is over....

Get ready for this bullshit

WE AIN’T FOUND SHIT!

He was a great dad every Christmas.

Lost key

Shipping fees are outrageous!

Some bathroom wisdom

Seriously, what do they do?

God why

Duck Security

Trolls, I give you your KING.

Mark Hamill’s signature on this vintage Star Wars trading card.

Schrodinger's Christmas present...

woof

Bought my mom this mug years ago and waited for this exact moment to finally happen

that'll be 300$ please

Hike is officially over

Weather boy

***Whroooooooom***

Historically accurate french weapons

Welcome to Hell!

From a friend of mine: “It’s hour 17. I’ve wrapped 4.5 presents. Meanwhile, the cats have reached a new level of psychotic.”

Everyone has a hidden pain

Just browsing fb marketplace and come across this deal!

It's about the journey

Bit disappointed with the new Star Wars.

Totally makes sense

Promised land

a classic

I watched them in chronological order and everything.

These are 3 starter Pokémon in Brazil

Rock bottomed...

Chillin‘ with my Ho‘s

Pokémon fan base

DIY Security

Doritos + Mountain Dew

something something japanese

Crytpic

They're gonna show the biggest magic trick we've seen

The difference between Moms and Dads

Getting older sucks

A Canadian special

Back at it again Chris

You can't hide from what you are

When you start a new life and God asks for your input

My Phone and I

Saw this interesting sign in my kids class.

I want one thing now

Women's Hair: Expectations vs Reality

Simple Simon

Found this today in a very remote part of my old hometown

Wingy good bois

I wonder how much rent is to live in Ikea

Feeling lucky?

599 kilos were accounted for

Smart business techniques

Help Cat Neds Air

Kanye West, Level 1 RPG character

Don’t hurt it!!

Star Wars Cats

CVS is self aware.

Christmas gift from my dad.

Thats what you get goldilocks!

Good riddance would've been more fitting.

My wife murdered me

How to tell if you're a bad company to work for

It’s the ones you’d least expect to snitch

Cant wait for New years!

GUARD

Had to pull over and capture a beautiful moment today.

It’s the difference between elven and dwarven architecture.

Inside a Coffeeshop in Amsterdam

he said he wanted us to force them into opium addiction

My friend ordered a 30" stuffed bear as a Christmas present. Its fair to say it was not happy about being vacuum-packed for transit

divide

And shoping carts too

Want to get high on life?

The question was, "have you ever pooped your pants?" I was *ahem* doing research.

Macaulay Caulking

Dishes

Ribbed for your pleasure

My parents have a "Festivus" party every year and this year I found this sign on their bedroom door

Houston has a great sense of humor!

Your friendly neighbor

Frosty's last ride

Keanu-Keanold

His demons keep him company

It feels like pregnancy

To neutralize boomers you have to kill their leader

The most honest Craigslist ad of all time

I can deal with the audience but why is that roll so far away?

Roses haven't been roses in years

Bunny's first day of school

Even more so than normal sentances