When you start a new life and God asks for your input

My Phone and I

Saw this interesting sign in my kids class.

I want one thing now

Women's Hair: Expectations vs Reality

Simple Simon

Found this today in a very remote part of my old hometown

Wingy good bois

I wonder how much rent is to live in Ikea

Feeling lucky?

599 kilos were accounted for

Smart business techniques

Help Cat Neds Air

Kanye West, Level 1 RPG character

Don’t hurt it!!

Star Wars Cats

CVS is self aware.

Christmas gift from my dad.

Thats what you get goldilocks!

Good riddance would've been more fitting.

My wife murdered me

How to tell if you're a bad company to work for

It’s the ones you’d least expect to snitch

Cant wait for New years!

GUARD

Had to pull over and capture a beautiful moment today.

It’s the difference between elven and dwarven architecture.

Inside a Coffeeshop in Amsterdam

he said he wanted us to force them into opium addiction

My friend ordered a 30" stuffed bear as a Christmas present. Its fair to say it was not happy about being vacuum-packed for transit

divide

And shoping carts too

Want to get high on life?

The question was, "have you ever pooped your pants?" I was *ahem* doing research.

Macaulay Caulking

Dishes

Ribbed for your pleasure

My parents have a "Festivus" party every year and this year I found this sign on their bedroom door

Houston has a great sense of humor!

Your friendly neighbor

Frosty's last ride

Keanu-Keanold

His demons keep him company

It feels like pregnancy

To neutralize boomers you have to kill their leader

The most honest Craigslist ad of all time

I can deal with the audience but why is that roll so far away?

Roses haven't been roses in years

Bunny's first day of school

Even more so than normal sentances

Yeah woman, what happened?

Had to do it to 'em

When people ask if my dog sheds I show them this picture

Even they didn't read those things.

Ah therapists

Interest free

Most shall agree

Proof cats think they are God

The drinking game

Politeness stand-off at Real Canadian Superstore

Caught in a broment

Historic achievement!

Another tradition lost that should be in practice.

Baby Yoda gang

Heroic Misunderstanding

Surprise surprise....

I wish more of my friends were like this

Ah yes, the four elements

I did my best..

Budget cosplay best cosplay

Kith

Original Kirby Team asked to draw Kirby

Pretty sure I’m always going to feel like this no matter how old I get.

I read read as read

California Explained

What kind of birthday card is this?

Brian plotting his revenge

Be responsible with magical items

This legend picking someone up at the airport, and his unimpressed-looking wife

Best animated film of 2019.

You jut got liberald

Stay calm class

* sad cow noises *

This portrait of our cat was worth every penny

I would not miss it

Not a meme

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They also use Windows XP

technical stuff

Buzzing hard I am

Tetris time was last century

My legacy

The local gas station has both markets cornered

I’m sending a cyber nuke

Starry Night- Vincent van Gogh

Guess it wasn't that final...

What just happened here!?

Quatro Formaggi

Oh babyyy

The homeless mindset is the best mindset