And shoping carts too

Want to get high on life?

The question was, "have you ever pooped your pants?" I was *ahem* doing research.

Macaulay Caulking

Dishes

Ribbed for your pleasure

My parents have a "Festivus" party every year and this year I found this sign on their bedroom door

Houston has a great sense of humor!

Your friendly neighbor

Frosty's last ride

Keanu-Keanold

His demons keep him company

It feels like pregnancy

To neutralize boomers you have to kill their leader

The most honest Craigslist ad of all time

I can deal with the audience but why is that roll so far away?

Roses haven't been roses in years

Bunny's first day of school

Even more so than normal sentances

Yeah woman, what happened?

Had to do it to 'em

When people ask if my dog sheds I show them this picture

Even they didn't read those things.

Ah therapists

Interest free

Most shall agree

Proof cats think they are God

The drinking game

Politeness stand-off at Real Canadian Superstore

Caught in a broment

Historic achievement!

Another tradition lost that should be in practice.

Baby Yoda gang

Heroic Misunderstanding

Surprise surprise....

I wish more of my friends were like this

Ah yes, the four elements

I did my best..

Budget cosplay best cosplay

Kith

Original Kirby Team asked to draw Kirby

Pretty sure I’m always going to feel like this no matter how old I get.

I read read as read

California Explained

What kind of birthday card is this?

Brian plotting his revenge

Be responsible with magical items

This legend picking someone up at the airport, and his unimpressed-looking wife

Best animated film of 2019.

You jut got liberald

Stay calm class

* sad cow noises *

This portrait of our cat was worth every penny

I would not miss it

Not a meme

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They also use Windows XP

technical stuff

Buzzing hard I am

Tetris time was last century

My legacy

The local gas station has both markets cornered

I’m sending a cyber nuke

Starry Night- Vincent van Gogh

Guess it wasn't that final...

What just happened here!?

Quatro Formaggi

Oh babyyy

The homeless mindset is the best mindset

A picture my sister sent me of a dog that graduated from the training classes at her work. This is his excited face :)

good point

My nephew, mid pin, decided to smile for the camera.

Holiday Justice

Treason's Greetings

It's wild

Radiator

Yup... yup... ummm hmmm

Tom's cute.

money was spent on this

one more reason to hate them

How to get a job:

I am sure that the creator has never washed a glass in his life.

Glow stick

g r a v e y a r d s h i f t

How are we ever going to evolve?

Happy Holiday guys

Spicy

Some guy ran around home depot putting this sticker on random tools

Behold, Lake Croc.

So where's the emergency break?

What really happened at Christmas

Hhmmmm...

Get busy drawing, or get busy dying.

ha ha

Episode III’s final battle in a nutshell

Should somebody tell him?

Went to my parents house the other day. My dad labeled his phone.

Invisible Christmas tree

Hugh Jackman wears the infamous Christmas sweater one year later.

Tread carefully