Cannibal Banter

Happy Holidays!!!

I knew she looked familiar!

That's making alot of sense now

toki wo tomare

Hey look....a menu!

The passenger in this car wouldn't stop honking at me.

I tracked the number of times my family mentioned me getting married over the past year, plotted and printed it.

*scared noises*

maths is easy if you use your head

Happy Christmas Adam

My mom's Christmas socks..

✌️

A history of trolls.

@&$! Yeah, field trip

Santa this morning

My friend got called out by a straw at dinner last night

This window sticker that I saw yesterday.

Holidays PSA: Don’t let your husband bake the gingerbread cookies.

sweet doggy is miscalculating the jump

VLC for the win

You may be a good wingman but you’ll never be as good as this guy

Honda Civic moment

That's is why i have a 100 hours of game time and still didn't even finish half of it.

We don’t have much longer

Going out with Christmas lights

War. Who is it good for?

lol dang you can't even argue with this can you?

Remember when Batman was a fourth-grade girl?

Sorry for the green on the top I was in a call and am too lazy to edit it out.

doggy sudden malfunction

the wrong egg

S400 is bad thing

Parts were stolen, I have spoken

Will anyone stop these maniacs?

The New Elf

rookie Ikea elf

I’m concerned for the man next to me in Starbucks

Now I have to relive this nightmare everyday...

That's a Nae Nae moment

Hf together

It's easy

If you rocking this look for the next 48 hours you're probably at a family Christmas party.

My friend's lawyer gave him this for Christmas...

Totes.

Christmas Meltdown

If anyone deserved a hand painted portrait, it's Admiral Ackbar

"Eyes on your own paper, class."

Some moments are worth celebrating.

John Wick was my secret Santa!

Pivot Pivot Pivot!!!!

based-chan

perks

Stubborn Burger King

for Christmas I got my sister a fake ID for her cat

How to stop a gambling addiction

Do a flip

I think China is spying on me

The Holiday spirit!

Oof.

ThiS iS nOt A GoOd maRkEtinG StRaTeGy

It is out of our league

Kate!

I smell Oscar

A season to be jolly, it is.

Simpsons had some great jokes

Internet these days.

You’ve probably seen this but thought I’d post it anyway

Amazon reviews in a nutshell

A New Hope...

I put a wig on my dog because why not and I do not regret my impulsive decision.

I still sing along though TBH.

For 2020

The story of a boy and his snowman

You son of a b****

low tier witcher stuff

Found a wild bird in the trees next to my parents house and I'm having trouble identifying it.

Ehm... happy Christmas!

t h i c c

My childhood has been ruined.

Hangman gone wrong

Mmmmmm Ramen

It’s the year 3000. Dogs have intellectually caught up with humans.

Bad Boy

Alzheimer’s problems

Just a reminder that this was the Christmas tree my dad picked out in 2016...

Snoooooooooooooop

Hope everyone got their shopping done. Happy Christmas

Dance Like Noboody's Washing

Rearranged my moms “Merry Christmas “ blocks over a week ago. She still hasn’t noticed.

His Sacrifice

Bake at 120 degrees

That's puntastic

Instead of elf on the shelf, we have

Car Trouble

Yes please

Sheit

This John McClane Christmas decoration found in NYC!

I can’t disagree with that

Someone airdropped this to me