The best gift is honesty

My wife is a veterinarian and I think this owl is plotting her imminent death

the sweetness will not be concerned with me

flirting

Sounds more interesting

200 iq kid

BATMN so hard rn

Three years ago yesterday this legend passed away

Soulmates through thick and thin

You here for some subs?

Free blowies

Just BEEcause

My local police trolling criminals like a boss

a picture was taken right as my little sis got nailed with a snowball by my dad merry christmas

See! Learning how to speak Irish isn't that hard....

Tomorrow is my birthday

You don’t say

The all new Cyber Urinal

What a marvelous search engine

I like you this much

honk honk

Even if the cookies tasted like ass this'd be the best bakery ever.

Grabbing MidGame snacks!

prepare for trouble...

I think most of us can relate.

Hades

Better not be.

I'm sure his wife is going to love the publicity

Capitalism is evil

WHAT DO WE DO!?

Christmas card from my uncle. The British really do have the best sense of humour.

Kids working together to create eternal recess

"P-purely economic factors" #2

well, that's one thing we can all agree on

Red’s thin line

Our table "number" at the pub

Times have changed

3 years ago yesterday, we lost a legend. RIP Carrie

This hurts

Nah thx, i'il pass

I guess sadly everyone grows up :(

I drew igloo and bigloo amid others' work, came back later and a dozen or so more igloos had joined the fray. Over the rest of the day the flock of igloos, well... igroo

I miss the internet

"Henry Cavill is one of us"

goddamnit

The big picture

Toss a coin to your Witcher, in 2020....21....

Benefit fraud

Finished.

Trying for a Christmas photo, just said "screw it" and printed this one.

best joke of my life...

From the makers of padded bras

Indian Movies

I almost taste it

What an evil mime

I'm looking for John Conner.

We solved korea

Can’t fool me

Before the internet, hillsides were the most effective way to distribute dick pics.

Present idea for a stormtrooper

Wife requested a women’s version—are the ladies roaring yet?!

You will never be baby yoda

Why holidays seem so long. You waste half the day.

Current mood truths

Tennis companies are lying! Tennis balls are flat!

where art thou breath

This plan always works

Damn media!

Roses are red, life can be hard

"And I'll do it again"

My daughter fell asleep in the cart at the grocery store last night and she totally looked like a fallen viking warrior being sent out to sea.

There are some things you simply don’t talk about

I caught the decorative skull in the rat cage looking back at me

This man has a hat and sunglasses and still using his hand to block the sun

Seize that opportunity

Cum chum

I should be asleep right now

TMNT

Roomates golf club cover scares my stoned ass.

Surprisingly truthful...

Based popop

Star Wars

Jesus Vs satan colorized

Posted at my local doctor's office

Age makes all the difference

Draw me like one of your French elves.

All part of the plan... from a certain point of view

Are We Roaring Yet?

“Shirtception” - my favorite gift every year from my brother. We’re now at level 6.

Solar eclipse for those who missed it

My new *** Book

My Kinda Restaurant

all your mistakes

A bleak reality

Texas was a close fourth

Russian taillight

Parents bathroom at Christmas

Some striking similarities

Man it hurts to be this hip

My aunt painted this rock for my brother's Christmas gift.