Seize that opportunity

Cum chum

I should be asleep right now

TMNT

Roomates golf club cover scares my stoned ass.

Surprisingly truthful...

Based popop

Star Wars

Jesus Vs satan colorized

Posted at my local doctor's office

Age makes all the difference

Draw me like one of your French elves.

All part of the plan... from a certain point of view

Are We Roaring Yet?

“Shirtception” - my favorite gift every year from my brother. We’re now at level 6.

Solar eclipse for those who missed it

My new *** Book

My Kinda Restaurant

all your mistakes

A bleak reality

Texas was a close fourth

Russian taillight

Parents bathroom at Christmas

Some striking similarities

Man it hurts to be this hip

My aunt painted this rock for my brother's Christmas gift.

Google is a pure search engine

How to turn Legolas to Geralt - Blast Cradle of Filth

it just gets better the longer you look at it

Tatooincest

Riker Move

This is what progress looks like

future hasn't been kind to us

life

That's why I didn't get any Christmas presents this year!

SUPAPOWA 2020

It just works

HowToBasic take notes, this is how to make a tutorial.

Radroach

When you shoot your load

Gf is pregnant

Took my daughter around to use her gift cards and ran into this.

The best hangover cure...

Always

My daughter always steals printer paper to draw on so for Christmas I wrapped a pack of 500 pages of paper. She started running around screaming with excitement. Easiest present ever.

I took a picture of my dog when he was sleeping and tried to make it look like he was sprinting. I did an awful job.

the true origins of christmas

yennefer of vengerberg

bff

Bit of a useless red circle but that's hilarious

Family time <3

As promised, here is another Christmas card that my friends and I made.

I have switched sides.

virgin

No where to run!

Christmas gift from brother I had to open in front of whole family

1st rule of family gatherings

I asked her to 'sit pretty' and this is what she did

Dad made me go into the men’s restroom to see there art.

bro

Best. Present. Ever.

8 types of annoying ads

Grandma realizing the "cute little reindeer" on the beanie she gave me are "having a party"

It always gets a laugh out of the girls

My Dad thought he was wrapping my gifts in cool “Manga” paper.

My mom gave my niece bathtub paint...

My little brother is a pain in the ass

Can u believe this shit

Bad At-At!

It makes a lot more sense.

Bartender Phone Rates

Wow cool whats your elf name?

This abomination right here

The only thing better than boobs

My uncle has sent me the same thing for X-Mas every year since I was a kid and I laugh every single time.

*blows air through nose*

So SORRY about that.

The final battle has begun

Thanks Grandma!

Ricky Dale Everclear

Confidence is everything.

Remember, no Russian.

The elves need more credit

The new lunch box I got for Christmas.

Best ever

Wife banned any more kitchen gadgets but I got a vacuum sealer and disguised it as a computer accessory. She’s never noticed.

guys only

He is right for his profession.

Rick Astley Docet

Flipped for comfort

There is definitely a link

Cats The Movie RTX turn on

This stack of "business" cards I got for Christmas!

Thank you mom, very cool.

“Where are my goddam keys?”

If my kilt offends you ;)

Is it possible for an image to be so horrible, it causes physical pain?

Nein one one

100% seedless

Stonks.