1st rule of family gatherings
I asked her to 'sit pretty' and this is what she did
Dad made me go into the men’s restroom to see there art.
bro
Best. Present. Ever.
8 types of annoying ads
Grandma realizing the "cute little reindeer" on the beanie she gave me are "having a party"
It always gets a laugh out of the girls
My Dad thought he was wrapping my gifts in cool “Manga” paper.
My mom gave my niece bathtub paint...
My little brother is a pain in the ass
Can u believe this shit
Bad At-At!
It makes a lot more sense.
Bartender Phone Rates
Wow cool whats your elf name?
This abomination right here
The only thing better than boobs
My uncle has sent me the same thing for X-Mas every year since I was a kid and I laugh every single time.
*blows air through nose*
So SORRY about that.
The final battle has begun
Thanks Grandma!
Ricky Dale Everclear
Confidence is everything.
Remember, no Russian.
The elves need more credit
The new lunch box I got for Christmas.
Best ever
Wife banned any more kitchen gadgets but I got a vacuum sealer and disguised it as a computer accessory. She’s never noticed.
guys only
He is right for his profession.
Rick Astley Docet
Flipped for comfort
There is definitely a link
Cats The Movie RTX turn on
This stack of "business" cards I got for Christmas!
Thank you mom, very cool.
“Where are my goddam keys?”
If my kilt offends you ;)
Is it possible for an image to be so horrible, it causes physical pain?
Nein one one
100% seedless
Stonks.
"I'll ***ing do it again."
Storm trooper baymax cosplay
Patrick, Where's your pants?
dayum
Sister-in-law orders a Japanese whiskey for me every Christmas. I don’t think she read the description this time when she shipped me a $50 bottle of soy sauce.
Meanwhile in the drone repair facility
The Watercooler
Is it? Or is it that you girls can't admit you have a problem?
"I murdered your toys as well"
Welp he’s safe from tickets
omg
it’s the thought that counts
Found in a Russian souvenir shop
Yes it is
The ever judgemental look of my Eastern European mother in law as she listens to her daughter talk
This is Gold, pretty much everyone agrees to this Hahaha
Finally clean
Not very far from the truth.
A legend is born
Believe it or not
This slide folds ice better than I fold fitted sheets
April Fools!!
C.R.E.A.M
Been in the game since ‘86
Poor Wikipedia
I honestly don't know which is more revolting
Steamed Toast
The Evil Influence Of Pac-Man
Dad's photo gallary.
Can’t wait for Ben to grow up
What the hell happened here??
David Greta
I want gay married
My 22 year old daughter wanted a label maker for Christmas... Didn't know why, but woke up to this, this morning. Labels like this all over the house.
Rebel
At least we know he likes it!
Shout out to all those who were called nerds but were really just ahead of their time.
Maybe it is time to chose a new King guys?
What do DJs, Bank Robbers, Preachers, and Mothers have in common?
I helped an intern get a job. She left me this note. This means I'm getting a blowjob, right?
Something for everyone.
Merry Christmas! For one last time, I will answer all of your Christmas wishes!
My 10 year old cousin asked for a riding crop for her horseback riding lessons, my aunt tried to deliver...
Nailed it, she did
My first Christmas as a father, this was the personalized gift I received. I love it, with a heart symbol at the end!
Finally got to see Paris and this was all I really wanted to do.
Just bought my grandma a new phone
My nephew doesn’t know pain yet. HE WILL!!!
Merry Christmas from the Solos.
Christmas Party Last Night: A Summary
My wife got me these. Best socks ever.
Merry Christmas from north Texas
The deleted behind the scenes
Being a Christmas Eve baby, I usually get minimal effort on the birthday cards. Mom knocked it out of the park this year.
Alright, ...
He he he depression