I helped an intern get a job. She left me this note. This means I'm getting a blowjob, right?
Something for everyone.
Merry Christmas! For one last time, I will answer all of your Christmas wishes!
My 10 year old cousin asked for a riding crop for her horseback riding lessons, my aunt tried to deliver...
Nailed it, she did
My first Christmas as a father, this was the personalized gift I received. I love it, with a heart symbol at the end!
Finally got to see Paris and this was all I really wanted to do.
Just bought my grandma a new phone
My nephew doesn’t know pain yet. HE WILL!!!
Merry Christmas from the Solos.
Christmas Party Last Night: A Summary
My wife got me these. Best socks ever.
Merry Christmas from north Texas
The deleted behind the scenes
Being a Christmas Eve baby, I usually get minimal effort on the birthday cards. Mom knocked it out of the park this year.
Alright, ...
He he he depression
Sing it with me...
Dad starter pack
LET ME PUT IT IN
My daughter knows me.
Work hard they say. You will be rewarded they say.
Im in the running for Best Christmas Gift Received today!
My friends and I made our own Christmas card.
We all live in a simulation
WEIRD: Got a sewing kit over Christmas, but someone had replaced all the sewing supplies with food.
This sign makes me feel very appreciated
A Starfish Christmas.
Would have been cheaper to just buy the game
"You Jews are so lucky. YOU GET EIGHT DAYS OF PRESENTS!" Yep, here's day four. L'chaim!
Holiday dinner pictorial while you are in the shower
I’ve had this saved to my phone for months
Someone had to do this for christmas
What all mothers say.
I can't even use a stud finder without using it on my self, tongs without clamping them twice, or eat broccoli pretending without imagining I am a giant! I am not even a dad, I am just the funcle!
the creativity and thought put into this caption is perfect
From one of the scientists I follow. Merry Christmas guys
Another year as the last unmarried in the family. Our family tradition continues.
New year's resolution motivation
Just walked in to see my mom’s cat like this, I think I’m in trouble.
Checkmate, non-believers
I was born with out an ear. So for Christmas my roommates got me this
The thing goes graphite on the floor
A story about an all star
How was YOUR Christmas?
Hold on he's got the point
Such a well integrated joke
Made me do a lil ehehe
WHEY
joejoe
I took some creative liberties when wrapping my brother's Christmas gift.
Give me the remote
My Dad looks like Santa's Accountant
I wonder what it is?
Gimme that kneeple milk
2nd photo is clearer ok.
Deception is everywhere
Top Text
...probably both
Merry Everything to Everybody!
NiBBa
So glad my family took my first Christmas as a vegetarian seriously.
My plug just sent me this. Merry Christmas everyone
Cold Hard Cash
My baby yoda
Magnet from my father for Christmas.
Merry Christmas my dudes
What does your cat do at 3am.
Resolutions are coming
Because that's what heroes do
Every porn plot
This Christmas card I thought everyone would enjoy
Well At Least He Got The Spirit Right
This is Alabama
I was lazy this year and everyone got gift cards... except my niece.
He just reached his final form
Women and Children
Despite the gift mix-up, Grandma insisted it was perfect for breakfast at her senior living home.
same as last year
the season of giving
Thank you Target, very cool!
This is the truth, only the truth
Happy Holidays and HoHoHopefully you don’t need us today!
My little sister looked very good at our Christmas Eve party
What did you get for Christmas?
I’m sorry little one
Is Emily a vibe ?
Amazon about to lose a major account
Santa's way of getting on the good list.
Finally after all these years i have them all
Extreme SAVAGE!
Let's go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for this all to blow over
Merry Christmas everyone!!
When someone has a really nice phone
Emberrassing moment
Can they make it bigger please
Christmas Future
The Hand-Me-Down Christmas Tradition
Best Christmas present ever
Love Toad❤️