I can't even use a stud finder without using it on my self, tongs without clamping them twice, or eat broccoli pretending without imagining I am a giant! I am not even a dad, I am just the funcle!

the creativity and thought put into this caption is perfect

From one of the scientists I follow. Merry Christmas guys

Another year as the last unmarried in the family. Our family tradition continues.

New year's resolution motivation

Just walked in to see my mom’s cat like this, I think I’m in trouble.

Checkmate, non-believers

I was born with out an ear. So for Christmas my roommates got me this

The thing goes graphite on the floor

A story about an all star

How was YOUR Christmas?

Hold on he's got the point

Such a well integrated joke

Made me do a lil ehehe

WHEY

joejoe

I took some creative liberties when wrapping my brother's Christmas gift.

Give me the remote

My Dad looks like Santa's Accountant

I wonder what it is?

Gimme that kneeple milk

2nd photo is clearer ok.

Deception is everywhere

Top Text

...probably both

Merry Everything to Everybody!

NiBBa

So glad my family took my first Christmas as a vegetarian seriously.

My plug just sent me this. Merry Christmas everyone

Cold Hard Cash

My baby yoda

Magnet from my father for Christmas.

Merry Christmas my dudes

What does your cat do at 3am.

Resolutions are coming

Because that's what heroes do

Every porn plot

This Christmas card I thought everyone would enjoy

Well At Least He Got The Spirit Right

This is Alabama

I was lazy this year and everyone got gift cards... except my niece.

He just reached his final form

Women and Children

Despite the gift mix-up, Grandma insisted it was perfect for breakfast at her senior living home.

same as last year

the season of giving

Thank you Target, very cool!

This is the truth, only the truth

Happy Holidays and HoHoHopefully you don’t need us today!

My little sister looked very good at our Christmas Eve party

What did you get for Christmas?

I’m sorry little one

Is Emily a vibe ?

Amazon about to lose a major account

Santa's way of getting on the good list.

Finally after all these years i have them all

Extreme SAVAGE!

Let's go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for this all to blow over

Merry Christmas everyone!!

When someone has a really nice phone

Emberrassing moment

Can they make it bigger please

Christmas Future

The Hand-Me-Down Christmas Tradition

Best Christmas present ever

Love Toad❤️

Now I see

My sister learned a valuable lesson this Christmas: If you let your older brother take an ugly picture of you, you will get it on a custom color-changing mug as a gag gift. Merry Christmas everyone!

No scoped her

My annual housemate portrait

The annual post of the Chinese Community thanking Jewish people for eating Chinese food on Christmas Day.

Santa came!

Christmas in Australia

Christopher Robin goes to the dark side.

Yup that’s right

Task Managers ... pff...

Santa had a bit too much eggnog

Who owns this book?

Lol me vs them

You best believe she loves them odds

Bought my brother a bath bomb for Christmas. Just a bath bomb. Put it in the biggest box I could find.

Relationscript

Baby Jesus at bathtime.

me big

It ain't easy being a Jewish sith Lord, but wait, there's more.

Why else?

Piece of art, not vandalism!

I bought my parents a tv for Christmas but they are going to think it’s something else at first.

Don’t be mad because your god isn’t a superhero yet

Who the hell gave granny this for Christmas?

@Windows2OO1

A gift from Grandma

old reliable

Hang in there little baby Jesus

If you ever feel useless, remember you can turn on subtitles for the Yule Log. Merry Christmas

The Real Disneyland Experience

My grandma thought candy had gluten in it so I got gluten free soy sauce, a duster, and cauliflower pasta in my stocking. LOVE HER SO MUCH

Here we go again: A summary of christmas with my extended family

At least men keep it simple

A new way to sleigh