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Wife banned any more kitchen gadgets but I got a vacuum sealer and disguised it as a computer accessory. She’s never noticed.
guys only
He is right for his profession.
Rick Astley Docet
Flipped for comfort
There is definitely a link
Cats The Movie RTX turn on
This stack of "business" cards I got for Christmas!
Thank you mom, very cool.
“Where are my goddam keys?”
If my kilt offends you ;)
Is it possible for an image to be so horrible, it causes physical pain?
Nein one one
100% seedless
Stonks.
"I'll ***ing do it again."
Storm trooper baymax cosplay
Patrick, Where's your pants?
dayum
Sister-in-law orders a Japanese whiskey for me every Christmas. I don’t think she read the description this time when she shipped me a $50 bottle of soy sauce.
Meanwhile in the drone repair facility
The Watercooler
Is it? Or is it that you girls can't admit you have a problem?
"I murdered your toys as well"
Welp he’s safe from tickets
omg
it’s the thought that counts
Found in a Russian souvenir shop
Yes it is
The ever judgemental look of my Eastern European mother in law as she listens to her daughter talk
This is Gold, pretty much everyone agrees to this Hahaha
Finally clean
Not very far from the truth.
A legend is born
Believe it or not
This slide folds ice better than I fold fitted sheets
April Fools!!
C.R.E.A.M
Been in the game since ‘86
Poor Wikipedia
I honestly don't know which is more revolting
Steamed Toast
The Evil Influence Of Pac-Man
Dad's photo gallary.
Can’t wait for Ben to grow up
What the hell happened here??
David Greta
I want gay married
My 22 year old daughter wanted a label maker for Christmas... Didn't know why, but woke up to this, this morning. Labels like this all over the house.
Rebel
At least we know he likes it!
Shout out to all those who were called nerds but were really just ahead of their time.
Maybe it is time to chose a new King guys?
What do DJs, Bank Robbers, Preachers, and Mothers have in common?
I helped an intern get a job. She left me this note. This means I'm getting a blowjob, right?
Something for everyone.
Merry Christmas! For one last time, I will answer all of your Christmas wishes!
My 10 year old cousin asked for a riding crop for her horseback riding lessons, my aunt tried to deliver...
Nailed it, she did
My first Christmas as a father, this was the personalized gift I received. I love it, with a heart symbol at the end!
Finally got to see Paris and this was all I really wanted to do.
Just bought my grandma a new phone
My nephew doesn’t know pain yet. HE WILL!!!
Merry Christmas from the Solos.
Christmas Party Last Night: A Summary
My wife got me these. Best socks ever.
Merry Christmas from north Texas
The deleted behind the scenes
Being a Christmas Eve baby, I usually get minimal effort on the birthday cards. Mom knocked it out of the park this year.
Alright, ...
He he he depression
Sing it with me...
Dad starter pack
LET ME PUT IT IN
My daughter knows me.
Work hard they say. You will be rewarded they say.
Im in the running for Best Christmas Gift Received today!
My friends and I made our own Christmas card.
We all live in a simulation
WEIRD: Got a sewing kit over Christmas, but someone had replaced all the sewing supplies with food.
This sign makes me feel very appreciated
A Starfish Christmas.
Would have been cheaper to just buy the game
"You Jews are so lucky. YOU GET EIGHT DAYS OF PRESENTS!" Yep, here's day four. L'chaim!
Holiday dinner pictorial while you are in the shower
I’ve had this saved to my phone for months
Someone had to do this for christmas
What all mothers say.
I can't even use a stud finder without using it on my self, tongs without clamping them twice, or eat broccoli pretending without imagining I am a giant! I am not even a dad, I am just the funcle!
the creativity and thought put into this caption is perfect
From one of the scientists I follow. Merry Christmas guys
Another year as the last unmarried in the family. Our family tradition continues.
New year's resolution motivation
Just walked in to see my mom’s cat like this, I think I’m in trouble.
Checkmate, non-believers
I was born with out an ear. So for Christmas my roommates got me this
The thing goes graphite on the floor
A story about an all star
How was YOUR Christmas?
Hold on he's got the point