Got my boyfriend this vintage pulsar calculator watch for christmas. Waiting in line at Best Buy and he says he has something to show me.
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Guys I think I found his evil twin
Every single year!
Nice lil easter egg
So that means its sade?
I’m still traumatized
I love cats.
Are ya winning son?
That was hot...
Think harder dummkopf.
Wait... What's that music in the background
This was a mistake.
im looking at you
Instagram v Reality.
Boy scout salute
Prank level: Pro
Fun fact: Communists are only second to Daleks when it comes to exterminate
Hold out your finger
Now say it back!!
This guy wins it.
Liquor is made of plants and plants are healthy
What's the problem?
Damn it winter show yourself!!
Classic - replacing someone’s cheat sheet phonetic alphabet
How my whole family is feeling right now.
The photographer must be a dog lover
depends, which people?
When the dog eats your “special holiday brownies...”
First attempt at embroidering. Christmas present for friends with young kids.
She calls it "in tents" competition...
I have one horse power BMW
I am turning thirty soon and I totally get it.
This is the photo my fiancé and I did for our wedding invitations....
Someone told me "You look like Gru!"
haha very funny
Beware of Satan
Well that’s intense
Things you find in Vegas
How this decade went by
I’m gonna third wheel or else
New Tesla rapid boat charging stations! Coming 2020!
Toss a coin to your Witcher
It was too late when he realised!
How did no one tell her?
Just came home from a party. Moon’s reflection makes it look like my house is on fire
Based, or based?
The best gift is honesty
My wife is a veterinarian and I think this owl is plotting her imminent death
the sweetness will not be concerned with me
Sounds more interesting
200 iq kid
BATMN so hard rn
Three years ago yesterday this legend passed away
Soulmates through thick and thin
You here for some subs?
My local police trolling criminals like a boss
a picture was taken right as my little sis got nailed with a snowball by my dad merry christmas
See! Learning how to speak Irish isn't that hard....
Tomorrow is my birthday
You don’t say
The all new Cyber Urinal
What a marvelous search engine
I like you this much
Even if the cookies tasted like ass this'd be the best bakery ever.
Grabbing MidGame snacks!
prepare for trouble...
I think most of us can relate.
Better not be.
I'm sure his wife is going to love the publicity
Capitalism is evil
WHAT DO WE DO!?
Christmas card from my uncle. The British really do have the best sense of humour.
Kids working together to create eternal recess
"P-purely economic factors" #2
well, that's one thing we can all agree on
Red’s thin line
Our table "number" at the pub
Times have changed
3 years ago yesterday, we lost a legend. RIP Carrie
Nah thx, i'il pass
I guess sadly everyone grows up :(
I drew igloo and bigloo amid others' work, came back later and a dozen or so more igloos had joined the fray. Over the rest of the day the flock of igloos, well... igroo
I miss the internet
"Henry Cavill is one of us"
The big picture