Not in my neighborhood

I came home to a postman’s noble attempt to hide my package. Nobody will suspect a thing

Who else do I blame it on then?

Hold your bone like a normal dog and stop embarrassing me!

I don’t think the University of Northern Tennessee really thought this mug design through

truly betrayed.

Mr Steve Potatohead

Interesting crayon set

It's comfy

Mah hart ma soul

Arrr, visit the poop deck

It’s a sacrifice He is willing to make

Saw a crack in the Hoover Dam

This looks like a comfortable place to sit

So how you doing?

That's a cool shirt.

Good luck guys

people talking ww3 again

Bandages at my work say how many Health Points you receive

No I haven't seen the cat!

Every Persons Weakness*

Found this on a truck taking up two parking spots in an IKEA parking lot

Sike you thought!

Making it to the end of a long week.

The powerful people are definitely telling you the truth, aren't they?

Brutal af.

Partying at cancer clubs

The Roaring 20s!

Going into WWIII with your GameStop preorder bonus

Watch out Prince Andrew's about

Futurama predicted WWIII

Cost analysis

Why god why god do I gotta suffer.

F@!*

Police in Dayton have an important PSA

Legal marijuana puns, courtesy of the Illinois Dept of Transportation

Women need this!

They are living in 2050

Lara Croft in real life

This guy shits

Captions are hard

hold up somethings not right here.

edgy gen-z comeback

Santa’s already made the naughty list...

The brave one!!!!

I just got a letter, I just got a letter

2020 gon be lit

As a Norwegian, I find this absolutely fabulous!

babe pls...

Wrong kind of New year's resolution

Its been a while

This is a miracle. This malfunction saved 500 trees at least

Coordinates matter.

No thanks I'll just have water..

Segway announces new stroller for adults. Where have I seen this before?

Love is the answer, yesss

soon.

new

The only man powerful enough to defeat the Karens

Be assertive 2.

best gamer moment in 2020 already

Always Both Closed

Sad reacts only.

Is that true?

heh :)

2020 gonna be lit

Someone needs to explain the importance of the coomer meme to me

Ok, now it's the last game.

The big tea

meme

Welp,it was coming sooner or later

The possible real inspiration for an epic superhero scene

Do pepsi

Goth Shrek.

vaporwave noises

Looking at my 17th alarm in the morning like

I mean.....it’s not wrong.....

Stealing your own wanted poster

only reason I have Hulu

you're welcome

and that’s how you get rich

Earthquake detection kit

I’m Confused As To How It Has 7.8 Likes

Hey sexy!!!!!

My favorite comic!

Netflix users rn

The Baby Yodarita

Best receipt folio I’ve seen.

I don’t know if this has been done before....

I didn’t like this game.

Pretty sure that my cat is plotting my murder.

Not sure if 2020 balloons or someone's in trouble...

IlllllIIlIlI

The History Channel at 2am

That's with a R

Divine intervention

A sculptor really murder-ed this project

Bear naked

rotation

Some kind of shifty thing