It's the story of your life And the end of it's your death And every word that's in between Is just a waste of breath
Looking at my 17th alarm in the morning like
I mean.....it’s not wrong.....
Stealing your own wanted poster
only reason I have Hulu
and that’s how you get rich
Earthquake detection kit
I’m Confused As To How It Has 7.8 Likes
My favorite comic!
Netflix users rn
The Baby Yodarita
Best receipt folio I’ve seen.
I don’t know if this has been done before....
I didn’t like this game.
Pretty sure that my cat is plotting my murder.
Not sure if 2020 balloons or someone's in trouble...
The History Channel at 2am
That's with a R
A sculptor really murder-ed this project
Some kind of shifty thing
A great 2020 resolution!
Sharing this image in Turkey will get you arrested.
This Guy Totally Has Sex.....
Strength and faith, all!
i just went to costco for one thing and succeeded, AMA
I'm upset at this missed opportunity to rhyme
No Shirt, No Shoes and...
What were the chances?
I have a *Limited Edition* Frozen 2... banana?
Friend spotted this guy outside her office
Had me off guard
This timeline is the best
you are in for a treat if you think only the headline is funny
At least he's self aware
Second Day Of 2020
A real problem in American schools
It's never too late !
This hood ornament
*fight club intensifies*
Lazy edit for Lazy karma.
word count man.
Mr. Racistman doesn't like cookies
Happy New Year ***es
I had an interesting gift this year
The dartboard doesn't exist.
Well, look who the first person to fall asleep at the New Years' party was...
Well I have to rethink my plans now
Lottery is fun
Evolution is a helluva drug.
Annoying new trend-- oh wait...
Find new friends
New Year Resolution...
I went to my friend’s 1920’s party as a homeless bum who lost everything in the stock market crash
Y' all have been fooled!
Can't see the haters.
The Grim Peeper
Are you even living?
mom, can we leave?
Gyms in January
2020 Strength and Faith.
New Years Resolutions to use my gym card more
new year, new me
My interesting bread selection
My family can't seem to do things like everyone else.
Live in Relationship but as a friend.
Some people went into 2020 a little harder than others
Something funny I saw tonight near my house
How to adjust the tow bar on the 2020 Land Rover Defenders. This is not a joke!
Oh so that’s why they’re small...
I mean seriously!
I think something was lost in translation on this fortune.
He’s not wrong...
Dating a rav4 now.
Went to a 20’s themed party last night. The invite didn’t specify which 20’s we were supposed to dress up as.