It's the story of your life And the end of it's your death And every word that's in between Is just a waste of breath
Strength and faith, all!
i just went to costco for one thing and succeeded, AMA
I'm upset at this missed opportunity to rhyme
No Shirt, No Shoes and...
What were the chances?
I have a *Limited Edition* Frozen 2... banana?
Friend spotted this guy outside her office
Had me off guard
This timeline is the best
you are in for a treat if you think only the headline is funny
At least he's self aware
Second Day Of 2020
A real problem in American schools
It's never too late !
This hood ornament
*fight club intensifies*
Lazy edit for Lazy karma.
word count man.
Mr. Racistman doesn't like cookies
Happy New Year ***es
I had an interesting gift this year
The dartboard doesn't exist.
Well, look who the first person to fall asleep at the New Years' party was...
Well I have to rethink my plans now
Lottery is fun
Evolution is a helluva drug.
Annoying new trend-- oh wait...
Find new friends
New Year Resolution...
I went to my friend’s 1920’s party as a homeless bum who lost everything in the stock market crash
Y' all have been fooled!
Can't see the haters.
The Grim Peeper
Are you even living?
mom, can we leave?
Gyms in January
2020 Strength and Faith.
New Years Resolutions to use my gym card more
new year, new me
My interesting bread selection
My family can't seem to do things like everyone else.
Live in Relationship but as a friend.
Some people went into 2020 a little harder than others
Something funny I saw tonight near my house
How to adjust the tow bar on the 2020 Land Rover Defenders. This is not a joke!
Oh so that’s why they’re small...
I mean seriously!
I think something was lost in translation on this fortune.
He’s not wrong...
Dating a rav4 now.
Went to a 20’s themed party last night. The invite didn’t specify which 20’s we were supposed to dress up as.
Rate my gaming laptop
Congrats in advance!
Not a morning person, I reckon...
Recreated childhood photo
The calming treat I gave him before the fireworks may have been a little too potent
MERRY NEW YEAR!!
To all those hitting the gym today
Making the difference
2019 Most Accurate Sign of the Year Winner
Revenge will be served cold
My cat is a gamer.
A cat with very dense bonematter
My bar buddy Bill is a Vietnam Vet and gives zero ***s. He has mini traffic cones he puts on the bar if someone sits next to him he doesn't want to talk to.
Found my new favorite statue today!
Have you guys learned any new languages this year?
Stressed I was, needed the alcohol I did. Alco Yoda
Has it happened yet?
The definition of Dad Bot
New year wishing
Instagram on New Year's Day
Live shot of being the Third Wheel
2019 Keyboard Of The Year
Asked my boyfriend to make us breakfast. I’m not even mad