Mr. Racistman doesn't like cookies
Happy New Year ***es
I had an interesting gift this year
The dartboard doesn't exist.
Well, look who the first person to fall asleep at the New Years' party was...
Well I have to rethink my plans now
Lottery is fun
Evolution is a helluva drug.
Annoying new trend-- oh wait...
Find new friends
New Year Resolution...
I went to my friend’s 1920’s party as a homeless bum who lost everything in the stock market crash
Y' all have been fooled!
Can't see the haters.
The Grim Peeper
Are you even living?
mom, can we leave?
Gyms in January
2020 Strength and Faith.
New Years Resolutions to use my gym card more
new year, new me
My interesting bread selection
My family can't seem to do things like everyone else.
Live in Relationship but as a friend.
Some people went into 2020 a little harder than others
Something funny I saw tonight near my house
How to adjust the tow bar on the 2020 Land Rover Defenders. This is not a joke!
Oh so that’s why they’re small...
I mean seriously!
I think something was lost in translation on this fortune.
He’s not wrong...
Dating a rav4 now.
Went to a 20’s themed party last night. The invite didn’t specify which 20’s we were supposed to dress up as.
Rate my gaming laptop
Congrats in advance!
Not a morning person, I reckon...
Recreated childhood photo
The calming treat I gave him before the fireworks may have been a little too potent
MERRY NEW YEAR!!
To all those hitting the gym today
Making the difference
2019 Most Accurate Sign of the Year Winner
Revenge will be served cold
My cat is a gamer.
A cat with very dense bonematter
My bar buddy Bill is a Vietnam Vet and gives zero ***s. He has mini traffic cones he puts on the bar if someone sits next to him he doesn't want to talk to.
Found my new favorite statue today!
Have you guys learned any new languages this year?
Stressed I was, needed the alcohol I did. Alco Yoda
Has it happened yet?
The definition of Dad Bot
New year wishing
Instagram on New Year's Day
Live shot of being the Third Wheel
2019 Keyboard Of The Year
Asked my boyfriend to make us breakfast. I’m not even mad
Slept over a friends house and he puts this up in the middle of the night.
Nah. Gimme that tiddy juice
2019 has been extended folks!
Best bank ever
I feel like this was a shower thought
Christmas card my parents got this year.
say what again
At least it’s achievable.
Got distracted for a few seconds, then I hear my son say "Look Dad, I'm the lawyer from Jurassic Park"
Just found this in a British pub. Hopefully the people sorting by new will see it.
What is thy wisdom
Selecting a Plane Seat
My Spotify Account got hacked recently so I responded with this
Hey kitty, you okay?
Anon is The Terminator
I relate to this Elevator Out of Order sign far more than I should
Best New Years snacks for couples