Happy New Year ***es

I had an interesting gift this year

The dartboard doesn't exist.

Well, look who the first person to fall asleep at the New Years' party was...

Well I have to rethink my plans now

Lottery is fun

Evolution is a helluva drug.

Homeowner Humor

Annoying new trend-- oh wait...

Find new friends

New Year Resolution...

I went to my friend’s 1920’s party as a homeless bum who lost everything in the stock market crash

Y' all have been fooled!

Can't see the haters.

Delet this

The Grim Peeper

owo

¡Dios mío!

candy!

Are you even living?

join

mom, can we leave?

Gyms in January

2020 Strength and Faith.

New Years Resolutions to use my gym card more

hot take

new year, new me

C.R.E.A.M.

My interesting bread selection

Message clear

My family can't seem to do things like everyone else.

Live in Relationship but as a friend.

Some people went into 2020 a little harder than others

Sounds right...

Something funny I saw tonight near my house

How to adjust the tow bar on the 2020 Land Rover Defenders. This is not a joke!

Oh so that’s why they’re small...

I mean seriously!

I think something was lost in translation on this fortune.

VICTORY!!

He’s not wrong...

Dating a rav4 now.

Went to a 20’s themed party last night. The invite didn’t specify which 20’s we were supposed to dress up as.

Rate my gaming laptop

stable

Congrats in advance!

Not a morning person, I reckon...

Recreated childhood photo

The calming treat I gave him before the fireworks may have been a little too potent

MERRY NEW YEAR!!

To all those hitting the gym today

Indeed....

Making the difference

2019 Most Accurate Sign of the Year Winner

Revenge will be served cold

jame lmao

Hmmmm....

Found.

Thanks Gary!

My cat is a gamer.

A cat with very dense bonematter

My bar buddy Bill is a Vietnam Vet and gives zero ***s. He has mini traffic cones he puts on the bar if someone sits next to him he doesn't want to talk to.

Found my new favorite statue today!

Have you guys learned any new languages this year?

Stressed I was, needed the alcohol I did. Alco Yoda

Has it happened yet?

*** Yoda

The definition of Dad Bot

New year wishing

Instagram on New Year's Day

WTG Boeing!

Live shot of being the Third Wheel

2019 Keyboard Of The Year

Asked my boyfriend to make us breakfast. I’m not even mad

Slept over a friends house and he puts this up in the middle of the night.

Take cover

Something's off

Nah. Gimme that tiddy juice

It’s 2020!!

2019 has been extended folks!

Best bank ever

I feel like this was a shower thought

Most?

Christmas card my parents got this year.

say what again

At least it’s achievable.

Honest Resolutions

Got distracted for a few seconds, then I hear my son say "Look Dad, I'm the lawyer from Jurassic Park"

Just found this in a British pub. Hopefully the people sorting by new will see it.

What is thy wisdom

Selecting a Plane Seat

haha yes

My Spotify Account got hacked recently so I responded with this

Hey kitty, you okay?

Anon is The Terminator

@HugelolMobile

I relate to this Elevator Out of Order sign far more than I should

Best New Years snacks for couples

Extended 2019

Best way to start the decade!