The calming treat I gave him before the fireworks may have been a little too potent

MERRY NEW YEAR!!

To all those hitting the gym today

Indeed....

Making the difference

2019 Most Accurate Sign of the Year Winner

Revenge will be served cold

jame lmao

Hmmmm....

Found.

Thanks Gary!

My cat is a gamer.

A cat with very dense bonematter

My bar buddy Bill is a Vietnam Vet and gives zero ***s. He has mini traffic cones he puts on the bar if someone sits next to him he doesn't want to talk to.

Found my new favorite statue today!

Have you guys learned any new languages this year?

Stressed I was, needed the alcohol I did. Alco Yoda

Has it happened yet?

*** Yoda

The definition of Dad Bot

New year wishing

Instagram on New Year's Day

WTG Boeing!

Live shot of being the Third Wheel

2019 Keyboard Of The Year

Asked my boyfriend to make us breakfast. I’m not even mad

Slept over a friends house and he puts this up in the middle of the night.

Take cover

Something's off

Nah. Gimme that tiddy juice

It’s 2020!!

2019 has been extended folks!

Best bank ever

I feel like this was a shower thought

Most?

Christmas card my parents got this year.

say what again

At least it’s achievable.

Honest Resolutions

Got distracted for a few seconds, then I hear my son say "Look Dad, I'm the lawyer from Jurassic Park"

Just found this in a British pub. Hopefully the people sorting by new will see it.

What is thy wisdom

Selecting a Plane Seat

haha yes

My Spotify Account got hacked recently so I responded with this

Hey kitty, you okay?

Anon is The Terminator

@HugelolMobile

I relate to this Elevator Out of Order sign far more than I should

Best New Years snacks for couples

Extended 2019

Best way to start the decade!

Green Wing was a great show

My nephews were visiting my parents for a week. This was taken 5 minutes after they left.

You ___ of a ___

wtf did u just say u lil ***

This sign at my local library.

This kid on ABC in Times Square

Marketing at it’s finest

It's that time of year..

Oh god. My heart.

Petition to replace Ryan Seacrest with a dog for New Years Eve

Mom asked me to decorate for our NYE party.

The wait is real

The greatest thing to come in the new decade

Not all heroes wear capes!

FOUR memes

2020 body goals

It should be tried this year

I guess the other sign wasn't doing the trick..

And a loner too

One of my favorite moments of this decade

I bought a set of colouring pencils. This is the name of one of them.

Always remember our roots...

Local gameshop had a driver run through the front window a couple weeks ago. Their new window decal.

We came a long way

Happy new ye zzzz!

Spread it for steffan

This movie review

Just saw this made me giggle

These are the last

Please masturbate in your tent

12:01:01

I always wanted to go to "Bob's Burgers and ew"

A friendly reminder for New Years Eve

Hey sweethearts

for this decade boys

Arrfff..

Damm I have a cold

Texan church is a PvP server

People : you can't post a rand post and expect people understand me :

I need to go to church

Captain Longbeard - Fin

As a scientist, I can tell you this happens all the time.

Whats imperialism?

Ayn rand.

This man knows how to sell his talents

13 hrs

well...

Same story every year