People : you can't post a rand post and expect people understand me :

I need to go to church

Captain Longbeard - Fin

As a scientist, I can tell you this happens all the time.

Whats imperialism?

Ayn rand.

This man knows how to sell his talents

13 hrs

well...

Same story every year

I think you’ve got it the wrong way round mate

This sign I found at a local movie theater

New Year, new rules!

That's a red flag

Beeing alone on New Year’s Eve... an absolute win!

F. Long live the king. rip

My favorite evening activity

Buhhhhhhughhhh

Man attempts to sell coke

Hope everyone’s ready for every prom/homecoming to be “The Roaring 20’s” themed for the next 10 years...

Winners and Losers

Next Decade

It’s pizza time

I want to love something that much someday....

You know she is right

Oh no, capitalism.

Fasten your seatbelts

Holy

How dare she indeed

Sri Lankan currency says it all..

They truly are the lowest scum in history

Drugs are good kids.

   

But for me!

How nice guy's think sex works

PSA: Excessive Flapping Ahead

Ok, you ain't wrong...

I passed this guy and he was smiling. He already knew he made my day better!

New Years Retribution

My cat is astonished by air travel

I can't wait for 2034

How my dating life went in 2019.

Doggo ice cream

Drown The Clown.

Never throw a coin

New Year New Me...

Young shoppers. Ibuprofen.

2020 Goals.

I honestly forgot how genuinely funny Phineas and Ferb was

Let me post this before it's to late.

Disappointed Doggo

Seen at my local Walmart

Because someone has to do it..

To thinking

Unread messages

The flavor of disappointment....

Flute Season

"I need a goddamn pizza"

Filth

Love the South

I can hardly spot the difference

Found this in a gas station

My grandmother got my grandfather this ornament for X-Mas.

my first year was fun here

It's so warm outside!

Follow the steps

Too me for me

I’ll take your finest bottle

Local artist at the mall has her finger on the cultural pulse of the nation.

Why master?

You tell them Elon!

An alternate stop sign

#FreemyG

What to do and not to do with animals

This show at Hong Kong Disneyland will haunt me forever...

:( :)

Please, just don't

- Paul Walker, 2013

Asian Brad Pitt

boom

and

Spotify exposing people out here

Lotion

*makes smoll explosives*

The confusing in-between days

Christmas in a nutshell...

What a nice cloud!

It has since been removed!

My friend's cat likes to catch lizards.. this one caught him back

crisis averted

Ah yes, the ploice

So much for OC..

The App We Need

Joyous Occasion for Most People...Not for Her

Not sure what my brother's cat is trying to do here

Things were going quite well during the wedding until the outdoor reception was about ready to start...

ban

Either body soap or hair soap, Grafo not dum dum

Every damn Christmas

be the couch