How nice guy's think sex works

PSA: Excessive Flapping Ahead

Ok, you ain't wrong...

I passed this guy and he was smiling. He already knew he made my day better!

New Years Retribution

My cat is astonished by air travel

I can't wait for 2034

How my dating life went in 2019.

Doggo ice cream

Drown The Clown.

Never throw a coin

New Year New Me...

Young shoppers. Ibuprofen.

2020 Goals.

I honestly forgot how genuinely funny Phineas and Ferb was

Let me post this before it's to late.

Disappointed Doggo

Seen at my local Walmart

Because someone has to do it..

To thinking

Unread messages

The flavor of disappointment....

Flute Season

"I need a goddamn pizza"

Filth

Love the South

I can hardly spot the difference

Found this in a gas station

My grandmother got my grandfather this ornament for X-Mas.

my first year was fun here

It's so warm outside!

Follow the steps

Too me for me

I’ll take your finest bottle

Local artist at the mall has her finger on the cultural pulse of the nation.

Why master?

You tell them Elon!

An alternate stop sign

#FreemyG

What to do and not to do with animals

This show at Hong Kong Disneyland will haunt me forever...

:( :)

Please, just don't

- Paul Walker, 2013

Asian Brad Pitt

boom

and

Spotify exposing people out here

Lotion

*makes smoll explosives*

The confusing in-between days

Christmas in a nutshell...

What a nice cloud!

It has since been removed!

My friend's cat likes to catch lizards.. this one caught him back

crisis averted

Ah yes, the ploice

So much for OC..

The App We Need

Joyous Occasion for Most People...Not for Her

Not sure what my brother's cat is trying to do here

Things were going quite well during the wedding until the outdoor reception was about ready to start...

ban

Either body soap or hair soap, Grafo not dum dum

Every damn Christmas

be the couch

golden photobomb - happens 1/20000

When children decide to cry

Exhaled out of my nose, I did

Cries in gen X.

She is actually 500 years old

"Just my luck..." -That Person

acquaintance

Baby cow reunites with his family

Christmas present under the tree

Blyeet

innovation

we goin out like this

Must be their New Years resolution

wise

help

Your house, the gold mine

Completely true

Long hair

salute this legend

Title

potts

Please, Santa

I work at a pool for dogs and this pug came in for a swim today

And I’ll do it again

Cannibals are humans....

? Idk I thought it was funny

Why are Doctors handwriting is illegible

Candyland Rehab

A little IT humor

I guess I can see how having it your way may end you up at Burger King

But the asteroids...?

preparation is the key to success

This menu with upside down peas

Celebrating Christmas with my wife’s family when suddenly...