It's the story of your life And the end of it's your death And every word that's in between Is just a waste of breath
Either body soap or hair soap, Grafo not dum dum
Every damn Christmas
be the couch
golden photobomb - happens 1/20000
When children decide to cry
Exhaled out of my nose, I did
Cries in gen X.
She is actually 500 years old
"Just my luck..." -That Person
Baby cow reunites with his family
Christmas present under the tree
we goin out like this
Must be their New Years resolution
Your house, the gold mine
salute this legend
I work at a pool for dogs and this pug came in for a swim today
And I’ll do it again
Cannibals are humans....
? Idk I thought it was funny
Why are Doctors handwriting is illegible
A little IT humor
I guess I can see how having it your way may end you up at Burger King
But the asteroids...?
preparation is the key to success
This menu with upside down peas
Celebrating Christmas with my wife’s family when suddenly...
At the tattoo parlor: "I like 300 and folklore music." The tattoo artist: "Say no more."
I have been having alot of fun around the house with my new label maker
When Firefox doesn’t open the first time so you click on it 5 more times just in case
It’s the rain
30 years later, Calvin and Hobbes is still relevant
Her stage name is Birdie
The House Blend at my local gas station.
Cat tried to get into someone's house and this happened.
Hope hasn‘t been done before
That girl on the right has gotta have a mean left hook
I am laughing
Behold the cosmos’ majesty
avengers: age of shaggy
When To Grow Up
A belt for me is gift for thee
What’s your New Year’s resolution?
How can we make this a thing?
Evolution in progress
Tall guy at a concert
My girlfriend made gingerbread people and put the sprinkles on too soon and they melted. Now it looks like they got shot.
I left him unsupervised for 5 seconds and he decided to jump in the flour bag
don’t let your dreams be dreams
Profile pic vs tagged pic
Got my boyfriend this vintage pulsar calculator watch for christmas. Waiting in line at Best Buy and he says he has something to show me.
Guys I think I found his evil twin
Every single year!
Nice lil easter egg
So that means its sade?
I’m still traumatized
I love cats.
Are ya winning son?
That was hot...
Think harder dummkopf.
Wait... What's that music in the background
This was a mistake.
im looking at you
Instagram v Reality.
Boy scout salute
Prank level: Pro
Fun fact: Communists are only second to Daleks when it comes to exterminate
Hold out your finger
Now say it back!!
This guy wins it.
Liquor is made of plants and plants are healthy
What's the problem?
Damn it winter show yourself!!
Classic - replacing someone’s cheat sheet phonetic alphabet