A belt for me is gift for thee

What’s your New Year’s resolution?

How can we make this a thing?

Evolution in progress

Tall guy at a concert

My girlfriend made gingerbread people and put the sprinkles on too soon and they melted. Now it looks like they got shot.

The dads

trap

Yeet

I left him unsupervised for 5 seconds and he decided to jump in the flour bag

don’t let your dreams be dreams

Profile pic vs tagged pic

Got my boyfriend this vintage pulsar calculator watch for christmas. Waiting in line at Best Buy and he says he has something to show me.

Guys I think I found his evil twin

Every single year!

/\

Nice lil easter egg

gaps

Fashion Plea?

So that means its sade?

I’m still traumatized

I love cats.

Are ya winning son?

That was hot...

Chad.

Think harder dummkopf.

Wait... What's that music in the background

Help.

Too peoplely

This was a mistake.

im looking at you

Instagram v Reality.

Boy scout salute

Prank level: Pro

Fun fact: Communists are only second to Daleks when it comes to exterminate

Hold out your finger

Now say it back!!

This guy wins it.

Liquor is made of plants and plants are healthy

What's the problem?

birds

Damn it winter show yourself!!

Classic - replacing someone’s cheat sheet phonetic alphabet

Europa

How my whole family is feeling right now.

The photographer must be a dog lover

depends, which people?

When the dog eats your “special holiday brownies...”

First attempt at embroidering. Christmas present for friends with young kids.

She calls it "in tents" competition...

Conclusive Results

I have one horse power BMW

I am turning thirty soon and I totally get it.

This is the photo my fiancé and I did for our wedding invitations....

Someone told me "You look like Gru!"

haha very funny

Beware of Satan

Well that’s intense

Things you find in Vegas

How this decade went by

I’m gonna third wheel or else

New Tesla rapid boat charging stations! Coming 2020!

Toss a coin to your Witcher

It was too late when he realised!

How did no one tell her?

Just came home from a party. Moon’s reflection makes it look like my house is on fire

Based, or based?

The best gift is honesty

My wife is a veterinarian and I think this owl is plotting her imminent death

the sweetness will not be concerned with me

flirting

Sounds more interesting

200 iq kid

BATMN so hard rn

Three years ago yesterday this legend passed away

Soulmates through thick and thin

You here for some subs?

Free blowies

Just BEEcause

My local police trolling criminals like a boss

a picture was taken right as my little sis got nailed with a snowball by my dad merry christmas

See! Learning how to speak Irish isn't that hard....

Tomorrow is my birthday

You don’t say

The all new Cyber Urinal

What a marvelous search engine

I like you this much

honk honk

Even if the cookies tasted like ass this'd be the best bakery ever.

Grabbing MidGame snacks!

prepare for trouble...

I think most of us can relate.

Hades

Better not be.

I'm sure his wife is going to love the publicity

Capitalism is evil

WHAT DO WE DO!?

Christmas card from my uncle. The British really do have the best sense of humour.

Kids working together to create eternal recess

"P-purely economic factors" #2