I guess I can see how having it your way may end you up at Burger King

But the asteroids...?

preparation is the key to success

This menu with upside down peas

Celebrating Christmas with my wife’s family when suddenly...

At the tattoo parlor: "I like 300 and folklore music." The tattoo artist: "Say no more."

I have been having alot of fun around the house with my new label maker

Naughty cat

Whale love

When Firefox doesn’t open the first time so you click on it 5 more times just in case

spread love

It’s the rain

Poor Smokey

30 years later, Calvin and Hobbes is still relevant

Punk AF

Her stage name is Birdie

The House Blend at my local gas station.

Cat tried to get into someone's house and this happened.

Hope hasn‘t been done before

That girl on the right has gotta have a mean left hook

I am laughing

Behold the cosmos’ majesty

avengers: age of shaggy

When To Grow Up

A belt for me is gift for thee

What’s your New Year’s resolution?

How can we make this a thing?

Evolution in progress

Tall guy at a concert

My girlfriend made gingerbread people and put the sprinkles on too soon and they melted. Now it looks like they got shot.

The dads

trap

Yeet

I left him unsupervised for 5 seconds and he decided to jump in the flour bag

don’t let your dreams be dreams

Profile pic vs tagged pic

Got my boyfriend this vintage pulsar calculator watch for christmas. Waiting in line at Best Buy and he says he has something to show me.

Guys I think I found his evil twin

Every single year!

/\

Nice lil easter egg

gaps

Fashion Plea?

So that means its sade?

I’m still traumatized

I love cats.

Are ya winning son?

That was hot...

Chad.

Think harder dummkopf.

Wait... What's that music in the background

Help.

Too peoplely

This was a mistake.

im looking at you

Instagram v Reality.

Boy scout salute

Prank level: Pro

Fun fact: Communists are only second to Daleks when it comes to exterminate

Hold out your finger

Now say it back!!

This guy wins it.

Liquor is made of plants and plants are healthy

What's the problem?

birds

Damn it winter show yourself!!

Classic - replacing someone’s cheat sheet phonetic alphabet

Europa

How my whole family is feeling right now.

The photographer must be a dog lover

depends, which people?

When the dog eats your “special holiday brownies...”

First attempt at embroidering. Christmas present for friends with young kids.

She calls it "in tents" competition...

Conclusive Results

I have one horse power BMW

I am turning thirty soon and I totally get it.

This is the photo my fiancé and I did for our wedding invitations....

Someone told me "You look like Gru!"

haha very funny

Beware of Satan

Well that’s intense

Things you find in Vegas

How this decade went by

I’m gonna third wheel or else

New Tesla rapid boat charging stations! Coming 2020!

Toss a coin to your Witcher

It was too late when he realised!

How did no one tell her?

Just came home from a party. Moon’s reflection makes it look like my house is on fire

Based, or based?

The best gift is honesty

My wife is a veterinarian and I think this owl is plotting her imminent death

the sweetness will not be concerned with me

flirting

Sounds more interesting

200 iq kid

BATMN so hard rn

Three years ago yesterday this legend passed away

Soulmates through thick and thin