And it will take 4 times shorter to get from nukes to nuclear-powered sexdolls that can kill you

Literally every "Twitter-Terminator"

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New Austin Powers movie poster

WW2 flashbacks

Beats me.

I went to pet him. I guess he just wasn’t in the mood.

No Aussies Here!

Aussie Vamps

Sarah’s Scribbles 2020 calendar out here predicting the future.

Top 10 saddest anime deaths

When my cat walks on my keyboard

vibe check incoming

cant wait

I R O N I C C

Arnold's unique sense of style.

Beer Math

Experience is the most valuable kind of knowledge

I have newfound patriotism in my small crap country for staying away from war (*touch wood*)

I mixed a cat with a moth for your amusement

Coming to theaters

You wanted it, you got it, but you don't want it now.

WW3 safety guide issue 01

Win by forfeit is still a win

Warning on the manual of my laser engraver

bomb

Sounds familiar?

Will it affect it tho?

That backfired quickly...

The pasta better cook itself..

sad

Gloria you know I’m straight!

2020s gonna be lit

Darn it

sneak attack

hihi sexism hihi

Snoop Catt

If we all had a bong, we’d all get along

The humans weren't worth eating, fugured they'd mess my digestive system up not to mention the bad taste. Better to spit them out

all bets are open

Go see cats, in theaters now.

Took us just 4 years!

The power stance

brave boy points

democracy

Third times the charm.

Feeling Motivated

Your coom can help

talkin' ww3

sorry

Oil companies be like

A game you should never buy at Goodwill

well that escalated quickly

Too soon?

surprise

it is a thing

I am speed

genius

We did it, Patrick! We saved the Middle-East!

good side of the war: fortnite will go bankrupt

At least it makes the boomers happy ;^)

There's no i in antichrist

DAS GUT

initiative

EPISODE III: REVENGE OF THE BOOMERS

International Guide to Problem Solving

Either that or it's just a normal interview for once

Filthy crip

My nephew and niece's wardrobe choices for watching Frozen 2

I'm bored but I know Photoshop, so I made Squirilla

Interrupting Cow

Click to find out how Trump cured boomers' erectile dysfunction with one simple trick!

the shortest tragedy

Not in my neighborhood

I came home to a postman’s noble attempt to hide my package. Nobody will suspect a thing

Who else do I blame it on then?

Hold your bone like a normal dog and stop embarrassing me!

I don’t think the University of Northern Tennessee really thought this mug design through

truly betrayed.

Mr Steve Potatohead

Interesting crayon set

It's comfy

Mah hart ma soul

Arrr, visit the poop deck

It’s a sacrifice He is willing to make

Saw a crack in the Hoover Dam

This looks like a comfortable place to sit

So how you doing?

That's a cool shirt.

Good luck guys

people talking ww3 again

Bandages at my work say how many Health Points you receive

No I haven't seen the cat!

Every Persons Weakness*

Found this on a truck taking up two parking spots in an IKEA parking lot

Sike you thought!

Making it to the end of a long week.

The powerful people are definitely telling you the truth, aren't they?

Brutal af.