Hold on boss, lemme flip this bacon

Found this gem on a friends Snapchat story

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Jack Nicholson’s son looks like the love child of Leonardo DiCaprio and John Mayer

magimck

I'm just doing what you asked...

hmoe

Comes with all the STD's

Number one cause of death

Who can beat him?

this says a lot about society

I agree with his statement

New year! New workout...

Party like the nation's on fire

Via the empirical method

Research Paper Chart

Quite possibly this is my favorite merch ever.

They’re back!

Pervert on the bus

And the "not my job" award goes to...

Hey, how are you?

Baby can do a little a cocaine, as a treat

No more rhymes, I mean it!!!!!

Waterproof “socks”

Grandma?

There is no "win" anymore

Trickle down economy or Pinata economy?

Felt cute, might destroy later

Rainbow Six: Seizure

I like the 3D oriented build

Appropriate headline.

Hotel door signs: do not disturb and please clean room

Doc told us to write yes on the knee to replace before surgery. We took it further.

taine_elson 2

I pick the Joker

respect baboons

Thats the most metal thing I've ever seen

THOTS

that's a double whammy, aa

On a bike

What a dick head!

Sheltered

⚠️Caution⚠️ A demonic possession has been detected

Relatable

Let’s get him back to the North Pole guys.

Plague Doctor masks based on different birds

this is the way

I am stil amazed by that windmill thing... mindblown tbh

How Adam Driver was created.

Oh shi-

Yuri's unleashes his newest weapon against globalism

But that was some fancy shooting. You're pretty good

Mmmmm, lemony fresh

What about girls that do krokodil?

Meanwhile in Michigan...

My wife asked me to make sure it was obvious which eggs were hard boiled.

Ahhh it makes sense now

Made me lol to much

So I found this on an iPad display at my local Costco

This is the most Rodney Dangerfield thing ever

Princess Beach

Apparently this is what my kid drew in kindergarten today. And yes- It’s a naked man looking between his legs.. and that is indeed his butt-crack.

I painted the Bob Ross dog

Where I get my meat slapped and tucked between some buns

I dropped ribena on my dog's favourite toy. Wife had a mild panic attack!

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My teacher computer

I done reckon it do be like that

Asked my boss if I could leave early, he said when hell freezes over. I’ll see ya tomorrow

Tuff times out here

*big sip*

Get Out - Royal Family Edition

The accidental angel wing

it's only day two of drawing my one grumpy animal per day and my husband says I've already gone too far

any functioning adult for 2020!

Si vous plait

Is Ohio even real?

The duality of man

the i stands for idiot

Will it snow tonight?

the absolute mad lad

Jan I go to the bathroom?

This local lingerie stores wall art

The face of a golden retriever feels like home

Gimme dat shit

This dog looks like Bob Ross

Excuse me while I go do some research for science.

A mirror or a portal.

Ask that one guy from Spongebob

Clothes & hoes...

This kid knows how to get what he wants

Weirdest town names in every state

There is a mountain in Germany called Wank. They sell merchandise in the top. Guess it’s kinda popular with English speaking tourists!

At least hes the legitimate emperor

Inspiring, might try this at home

Four-legs!

yes

Well we've come full circle mates

In Canada, even the lions play hockey!

The world is going nuts