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We upgraded our phone system at work and got new phones. All the old phones were supposed to be left in the hallway under this sign. Someone brought in this.
Actual pictures from AliExpress. What you expect vs what arrives.
How to give scammers a mini heart attack
Miss Frizzle was a danger to children
Might as well be a doctor
May shorten the CPU’s lifespan
Its perfect. We need more of these
Beep beep comin through
My friend asked me to draw them a picture for their birthday. Haven't heard from them since.
That face thought.
Found this little gem in a toilet at a sports pub at London Victoria.
I've been complaining about work to my gf all day, this is her response. OC she drew
Enough with the filters
he was feline pretty good about himself
Let us speak to the manager for you.
day three of my promise to draw one grumpy animal per day for the whole of 2020
While playing Duplo with my kids something looked familiar
I almost had no ailments
I bet that room is extra...
My kiddos were so adamant that we just drove past an ostrich chilling outside a restaurant, that we had to double back and investigate.
Thank god Yoda is green
This looks like a fever dream
This might be the best anti-littering sign ever!!!
but it should be.
Now this is interesting.
The modern diogenese
Find one that’s working
It really whips the Llama's ass
im sad now
Hold on boss, lemme flip this bacon
Found this gem on a friends Snapchat story
Jack Nicholson’s son looks like the love child of Leonardo DiCaprio and John Mayer
I'm just doing what you asked...
Comes with all the STD's
Number one cause of death
Who can beat him?
this says a lot about society
I agree with his statement
New year! New workout...
Party like the nation's on fire
Via the empirical method
Research Paper Chart
Quite possibly this is my favorite merch ever.
Pervert on the bus
And the "not my job" award goes to...
Hey, how are you?
Baby can do a little a cocaine, as a treat
No more rhymes, I mean it!!!!!
There is no "win" anymore
Trickle down economy or Pinata economy?
Felt cute, might destroy later
Rainbow Six: Seizure
I like the 3D oriented build
Hotel door signs: do not disturb and please clean room
Doc told us to write yes on the knee to replace before surgery. We took it further.
I pick the Joker
Thats the most metal thing I've ever seen
that's a double whammy, aa
On a bike
What a dick head!
⚠️Caution⚠️ A demonic possession has been detected
Let’s get him back to the North Pole guys.
Plague Doctor masks based on different birds
this is the way
I am stil amazed by that windmill thing... mindblown tbh
How Adam Driver was created.
Yuri's unleashes his newest weapon against globalism
But that was some fancy shooting. You're pretty good
Mmmmm, lemony fresh
What about girls that do krokodil?
Meanwhile in Michigan...
My wife asked me to make sure it was obvious which eggs were hard boiled.
Ahhh it makes sense now
Made me lol to much
So I found this on an iPad display at my local Costco