Then it gets too weird, and your cat gave you blue balls.
Insert Taco Bell reference here
I got an ad instead of a fortune
it get sticky and my thoughts get stuck
He won't tell me what it is
This sign at the bar last night
Lord Of The Ricefields
this, but also...
"Not yet my friend, not yet" - Harambe
She’s the person who buys 100 watermelons in the shop
We have reached full circle
Took a picture of my dog and her friends and it looks like a Renaissance painting.
Footage from Epstein's jail cell found!!
I have you now
I tried to be a good uncle and mentored my niece and nephew… I also lost my babysitting privileges.
sexual violence is invented (2019)
Aah yes! It's crazy how time flies
is this the cure to cooming?
Brings a tear to my eye.
What is the meaning of this ...
Template funny haha
just tell what happened
Big Iron time
Highway road chart
This was a wedding gift from my best man
My cat and the neighbor's dog staring each other down everyday. This is their lives now...
Hold up there Buckaroo
You look different from your profile...
Name the most american thing you know of:
A Good Warning
Came accross this on a delivery at work a while back
Everyone has these days
Firefox Windows has been successfully installed!
My daughter asked me to take a pic of her in the snow for her Instagram. Okay!
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's... a... Beluga?
This is super saiyan Pepe, like to instantly raise your power level over 9000
And all tabs be written on giant notepads in crayon.
Ya'll got anymore of that cat nip?
My dog being reminded that she's not a cat.
But how could he be so sure?
My 14 year old brother recently decided he was too cool for us, so my mother decided to go pick him up from school dressed like this.
Day 8 of my promise to draw a grumpy animal every single day
This restroom allows you to have an audience to cheer you on while taking a dump.
A rare photo of a crocodile calling for help
They should have renamed the houses - Wooffindor, Hufflemutt, Ravenpaw and Sloberin. I'd adopt a doggo from Hufflemutt!
Throwback to the time where my gf asked me to run in and get salmon. I'm not allowed to get it any more
Can't say they don't have a good eye.
Dog sticking his head in a dollhouse!
Ever had an idea that was so brilliant it was stupid?
they're eating all our plants
Great, another quagmire.
Bathroom sign at a Barcade in Florida
They say dress for the job you want, so I dress like the Willy Wonka of Day Drinking.
UTAH has its issues, but it’s traffic signs are top notch
A guy contacted me on FB Marketplace to buy our kitchen chairs. Upon viewing his profile pic, I've decided to give him the chairs for free.
This is SFW content
This guy took forever to order
You could've had a bad b!tch
Spotted this elusive, almost extinct communication device, in the wild today...
The worlds next Top Chef!
HDLs corpse is still warm
He does need help, I'll give him that
Everybody dies but the eternal ones just stay the same age
Australians are dropping carrots to help animals fleeing bushfires
It’s an honest question
I couldn't afford a Gwyneth Paltrow candle so I had to make do
This is the bird way
A true piece of 2020
My best friend in winter
I'm not a fan
Threat Of Mom
d o n k e y m e m e
If 15+ years give you Han Solo, I guess my wife figures 25+ allows her to freak me out with a Xena in the shower. Scares me EVERY TIME.
Someone at General Mills should get a big fat raise. I had to take a picture of the box. Hilarious!