My aunt’s gecko left her a little present after shedding.

I found this from my husband in the bathroom lol...

You Can't See What I Mean, Vern.

WW3 will be fought by blade wielding cucks

“Stay contained,” said no hentai tiddy ever.

It ***ing fits lol

sexellent

They know what's up

Relatable

Well it's his job

book is my favorite

Sticks and stones may break my bones butt...

"Diner is ready"

Presented without comment and translation

YOU’LL MEVER BELIEVE WHAT THIS SAID

Sprinkle Tits - a cup my friend received anonymously in the mail

It glows with his lightsaber color

Soy based galaxie pls

Ace Ventura delivered a package to our office today

Cat pissed in the bed, went out to get new sheets, and my friend catches this while I’m away...

Just leave me alone

That's right boys, it's Dr. Venkman!

Is this meme still allowed?

Is a picture worth 1000 words...?

There are three types of people.

Ikea’s getting kinky

The only emoji we actually need

request sent

So, they found out what caused the fires in Australia... Not that I blame her.

Ngl wondering where this is

Or an apple with a spot

WHAT ARE YOU? GODS RECEPTIONIST?

Metallica

My favorite bit by Terry Jones.

He must have really long pubes then

RIP Terry Jones!

Snek vs Doggo

Dorime

*Inhale* MMMMMMMMMMMMM

Imagine just smashing some round box and calling it music

Looks like the right destination to me

Art school’s bathroom sign

No u

Gotdamnit, Craigslist

Ein McBlumpkin Bitte

Hot dang!

woOF

Yeehaw giddyup

This is why I use subtitles

lefties are the devil's work!

Now I know how she feels

grmrm

Forgetting your place.

just bottle it up lmao

Run. *tum dumdumdum*

Shame there's a watermark on this one

stop staring, please!!

Every body gangster till the chicken spin

Logging out

If god wasn't dead before, he is now...

GTA:SA is just filled with so many great lines

My future parenting

natures corndog

10/10, would sipp

The ultimate rick roll

He'd want this to go here: RIP Terry Jones

Guys wearing this sweater have a 125% chance of putting you to sleep in under a minute

but what do centrists think?

DISGUSTANG

After digging around in my photos I finally found it

Banned from build-a-bear.

why even try

The league starts in 2021 and she’s already the MVP

Unit conversion for Americans.

Not sure i wanna go there.

My friend's community service announcement.

I hope your wife births centipedes so you may spend your life paying for shoes

Come see the niche meme community that has survived against all odds

Killed it almost as fast as limewire would.

I need this for my room

thanks rami

Amazing picture

God please don't

What a cultured stick

Tough!

This notepad++ installation screen

a true moral compass

going to make that funeral a FEAST

follow the train

Nice try shadow demons, better luck next time.

Excellent billboard

uneggceptable!

Wonder if that’s Robin dead at his feet

Imma look this one up soon too

boy is confirmed

I need more coffeee

something aint right

Finally a company that won't lie to us.

Thanc

Feels like an eternity