I tried being romantic and ended up creating a cult
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Just saw this at work
Lollipops to the rescue
Do I eat it???
Jump for joy
Because this is how everybody holds ice cream...
Got my husband some post-vasectomy snacks- amazing how much genital related food you can find!
here they go again
noone asks "how is the Doomslayer"
They're all the same picture?
Ladies please, hear me out...
Hannah is having a bad day
I wanna know
we take what we can get
This dish towel
Phone call chart
how dare you
Put your swimming cap on now!!
Really like Nathan Pyle's Strange Planet, so tried my own idea in his style. My inking and lettering sucks though.
A doggo who can do it all
shit game, decent meme
Not much has changed in 2 years
Had someone drop by to get photos of ceiling damage from bad weather. Got a message from him soon after he got there saying "Come Play With Us." My cats are weird...
Moved into a new apartment and saw this
a weeb can dream
haha that's totally me
So... operating as normal?
should I watch death note?
Ricardo Rotten [OC]
Looks like they did make an UNO sequel...
She is so grateful
what is jeopardy?
I turned one of my grumpy animal drawings into something that I can never wear anywhere ever
bosian war games
When the automatic toilet flushes with you still sitting on it
aim for the bushes
More of a night mode guy myself
Seen in a London pub
Hardest choices require the strongest will
The strongest bond
Meanwhile, in China..
Teenage Mutant Ninja Nostrils
the pain taste good
Daddy am I a bad girl?
you son of a *** im in
Call me maybe
Thats all that matters
“I also hired someone to drive us”
You guys! I just found the best movie ever made!
Yeah, it's his turn
*** go back
Things are looking up for our boy.
Just another reason to keep your Cats indoors
Harvey Weinstein arriving to court
Bottomless cup of coffee
All I could think of. I’m horrible.
Nearly spilled my coffee from laughing this morning
You son of a ***, I’m in!
My aunt’s gecko left her a little present after shedding.
I found this from my husband in the bathroom lol...
You Can't See What I Mean, Vern.
WW3 will be fought by blade wielding cucks
“Stay contained,” said no hentai tiddy ever.
It ***ing fits lol
They know what's up
Well it's his job
book is my favorite
Sticks and stones may break my bones butt...
"Diner is ready"
Presented without comment and translation
YOU’LL MEVER BELIEVE WHAT THIS SAID
Sprinkle Tits - a cup my friend received anonymously in the mail
It glows with his lightsaber color
Soy based galaxie pls
Ace Ventura delivered a package to our office today
Cat pissed in the bed, went out to get new sheets, and my friend catches this while I’m away...
Just leave me alone