Not going flap flap was never an option

teriyaki chicken

When someone doesn't wanna do the right thing, I wash my hands. Literally.

Someone’s having a rough day

Jenny!!!!!!

invisible hand

coup

The Only Reboot The People Want!

WATERMELON

That’s MY favorite animal!

Pussy feeling cute

Piss happens

This remains one of my favorite bits of graffiti

“The Struggle”

The best we can do!

Can you break a $50?

Real Earth has Girth

If I get banned it’s ok you get what you ***ing deserve!

Please, Fenton! FENTON!

What did Wolverine say?

I'm havin a breakdown.

Still love him though

All along...

Still works

I left my turtle two days with grandma

a familiar face inside dogs ear

And they said, “This will bring the country together!”

I feel this.

Blursed Dragon

Knot Knot?

For All Mobile "Gamers"

Dino-thots

Don’t scare the ice cream

The children must be educated

smooth

In first year in exchange for cookies or sumn

Bats are just angel rats.

The most famous explorer

Oh Thanos..

My wife bought our 10 year old daughter a new planner for school. She should have browsed through it before letting her take it to school.

Just grow up faster lol

Thot patrol prime

Tarpon Inn, Mustang Island, Port Aransas, Texas

Scammer sent me a fake invoice so I sent one right back

Anyone need some dead batteries?

Black spots

The farce is strong with this joke

Berd

First day at music school

Jason rides a roller coaster

Oblivious Fashion

Have you heard of the 1000 Jews who died of the c-virus?

gllAaRgGdlldLGRhhlgrlARRgarhHagr

Election is just another battle

no chill

Wtf Tesco?????

Eat with those clothes on.

Measuring Like a Canadian

modern chings require modern chongs

Gamblr

This ad aged well

haha, yes

She could've been my neighbour. Also, damnit Carlos

Success never enters

Aw that's hot

Golden Succ

The husband is trying to enter house late with the silence but wife uses the technology that even NASA doesn't have.

EPIC NEW WR ((FAST)) ANY %

I repent and ask forgiveness for my sins.

the Führers secret arms project

burger.

Big sad

Take Two!!!

They weren't British so they weren't wrong

A very happy man.

Typical HL user

Valentine's Day is coming to haunt us

Uhh...

Friends cat does this every time she changes her bedding

Well I guess we're all racist now

you can't fight capitalism with blue balls

yes man, throw him of the dam

Congrats!

Fancy Restaurant

Just another person tired and sick of receiving these stuff

Why am I pulling my son’s middle school concert’s program out of my pocket?

The baby came out Nutella and jelly, he now knows why.

The big evolution has begun

title

MotherFukker

Biology scares me

Saved some money on DNA test

Thanks for the refund Spectrum.

This belong here

Dogs are the funniest

Already fully stocked, thanks

secret digger on big rigger

Look again. There are only two dogs in this photo.

Dogs Calendar

I've been healthy for 3 years now