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Democracy

It's no use hiding your carrots.

For mother

you bench what you f*cking deserve

A comforting bedside manner

Quantum cat.

My wife's been bugging about replacing a cabinet handle that broke several weeks ago. I hope she'll appreciate my effort this morning.

I just turned 28. My younger sister keeps sending me stuff like this non stop.

years of academy training wasted

He couldn't resist

Respect.

And here I thought I was going to church every day of the week.

Send Men

Tattoo under UV

why is his D so small?

sharing

And my drunk father

They said, "get a dog, he will protect you.." meanwhile. My DOG?

sad

Keep your bread and weiners safe my friends

Oh lucifer

Welcome to my offish

Later virgins

He got game !!

Mum was worried about my mountain trek so calmed her nerves with this

Buzz off, mom

Nothing changed

Local asian restaurant has instructions on how to use chopsticks, including what to do if you can't

This graffiti

HAHAHA

Atleast someone is trying

the end.

Not wholemsome

Extraterrestrial invasion !

poems are the best

Instead of running away

How to be a good boy

amirite

It truly was

Pika-pika

Power of makeup :)

party time

poetic

Because he's Batman

Off to the pub!

Linda got no chills

lightbulbs

critical

Praise me woman

If only this could happen more often

Ikea Heights. look it up

Oh no

The right way to carry your boss's body after you kill him

E A T D R Y W A L L

F  

Do it fast

delicious

Finally some rain mates!

Saw this at a local Walmart

WHAT THE *** DID YOU JUST BRING UPON THIS CURSED LAND

D’s

a brilliant mind, enjoying a brilliant life

luv u mom

Better than the image version

What's your worthy video?

I like to bring unnecessary product idea to life, so today I created the JiffyFlosser.

These people trying to retrieve keys locked in the car. They are missing their window of opportunity.

He's not really good at it tho

Kill it kill it kill it!

You son of a ***, I’m in

Stolen from Nex.

My Grandma and her "small" stromboli.

No phones, please

This sucks but imma post it anyway

Every single time!!!

How phones will look like in the near future

Meanwhile at the Jurassic Park office

Nice football player

An actual photo of my house

Meal prep done right

Who has a Bob Cat

Red fire truck aren't allowed

Someone is trying to secure his future !

Generation-X Weirding Module.

Entropy was a mistake

This hurts my soul...

I dont believe you

Even Bert and Ernie needs your financial support!

Thank you for noticing

Such a good boy!

Filling up my car, when suddenly

Face-swapping, with a tattoo

Must break

Seriously something to ponder over

“Everywhere I look. I’m reminded of her.” -Frank Drebin

Austria, where even the car parks have no fun

Someone made a mood ring toilet seat and now I can’t stop thinking that I want one.

Jersey of the Year award goes to...

I photoshopped a Gorilla into an Eggplant for your viewing pleasure.