you're prepackaged response does not work on me

syrup

My current budget is not very big, but I try to get the best out of it.

We found love in a hopeless place

effective

later: hElP me SavE mY dOg!!! Patreon in comments/description box/bio

missed

Life of drug dealers.

yee yee bois

My kind of fellas :)

Mind = MEGA

Yes just the Finnish one pls

F   

There are two ways to celebrate Valentine’s Day

▀▀▀▀

China is gay

What happened here

Luck is an important stat too

Family photo.

i am bleeding internally

Where's the Guinness World Record's adjudicator?

Rip jack

My dog waking up from a nap still riding his pain meds...

Can't cum.

Meanwhile in Wuhan...

What is pizza but an open-faced sandwich?

If Disney was realistic

Same energy.

UDOT is at it again.

Phfffhfffhfffhffhf

Wow, this senior center really be playing my jams.

My roommate takes his food very seriously.

The great mountain!

One step closer to pod racing

Could be worse ...

Get your own birth date you hobo

A+ for embracing your situation.

Teaching English class is a rewarding experience....

Iowa comes in strong once again

Want to play a game?

Lemme tell ya somethin!

House cat..Battle cat.. they all do it.

In 2020 we'll have flying cars they said. We're even further now.

I went to a temple and all the paintings looked like Nicolas Cage.

I work at a company whose staff is 85% female and we just hired 3 new male team members. The ladies are taking it well.

greetings fellow wife beaters

With each death I grow stronger

One quick way to get the dogs to behave.

Oh no

Granny no

I've found a glitch in the matrix

Utah traffic sign guy at it again!

Start Running Guys

Imagine coming across this while doing a maintenance check

New T-Shirt

Can't think of a better way to start off a textbook

Dr. Philbad, sending hugs

Might be a re

Polish actor from oscar nominated movie squatting on red carpet

Just a friendly reminder to y'all

Wiiii

expert level skill

Almighty High

Dads naming boats

hmm

What does it matter?

*Toots trumpet*

see you guys? im integrating

Rip star wars

Medieval style

life with an energetic dog

Poor Shrek.

MeinKraft

Billie vs Mike Wazowski

My fellow Special Olympics coaches and I dressed up as The Rock for a “Rock the Plunge” themed polar plunge benefiting Special Olympics Ohio

This is on a flight in China

clever picture

Lend me you hands, brothers

Very Good Salad

Henlo there

foRD

I am the rich bit$ch now

Sabine..

BFF

Pooh isn't gonna like this

*pokemon theme intensifies*

run

Despite making up only 13% of the population...

The good old days

They couldn't render enough polygons back then

Bit-animals

He loves doing this.

Scrolling back in hugelol upvotes

hope for the worst, expect the best

Happy Dog Smile...

Billy irish

Casuals

Fountain of Joy

Who the f*ck decided to clean the sewers without telling me

Know it all kid