Who the f*ck decided to clean the sewers without telling me

Know it all kid

interesting, dont know if funny

My wife makes these for her office coworkers to throw at each other, my kids think they are "Fun" bombs.

Nice!!

I'm starving

My dad and I found an invisible bench!

Simon & Garfunkel were my favorite growing up

Bad Movie

New Billy

Lumber Party!!

Yelling Mutants - design by artoflucas

Woody has wood

In Greece.

Thought this might belong here

The landing must have sucked for the crew

"Click Here" in a printed Newspaper?

email

Hello I'd like to report this image; I'm in it.

shift juice

The truth comes out.

Perfectly fine water pipe in Romania

This is so tru

This could be very confusing on a late night walk home from the pub.

Some kind of satanic ritual by ducks?

Water is the key to everything

Ok, now what?

Hmmm

Hopefully this will make someone sharply exhale from their nose

heresy

“We’ve bonded”

My neighbor has had enough of his...

Nice “four head”

Computer Gameshow

Cargo vroom

Next level parenting

HDMI?

Not enough

The DBZ movie we deserve.

That Username Is Taken

Democracy

It's no use hiding your carrots.

For mother

A comforting bedside manner

Quantum cat.

My wife's been bugging about replacing a cabinet handle that broke several weeks ago. I hope she'll appreciate my effort this morning.

I just turned 28. My younger sister keeps sending me stuff like this non stop.

years of academy training wasted

He couldn't resist

Respect.

And here I thought I was going to church every day of the week.

Send Men

Tattoo under UV

why is his D so small?

sharing

And my drunk father

They said, "get a dog, he will protect you.." meanwhile. My DOG?

sad

Keep your bread and weiners safe my friends

Oh lucifer

Welcome to my offish

Later virgins

He got game !!

Mum was worried about my mountain trek so calmed her nerves with this

Buzz off, mom

Nothing changed

Local asian restaurant has instructions on how to use chopsticks, including what to do if you can't

This graffiti

HAHAHA

Atleast someone is trying

the end.

Not wholemsome

Extraterrestrial invasion !

poems are the best

Instead of running away

How to be a good boy

amirite

It truly was

Pika-pika

Power of makeup :)

party time

poetic

Because he's Batman

Off to the pub!

Linda got no chills

lightbulbs

Praise me woman

If only this could happen more often

Ikea Heights. look it up

Oh no

The right way to carry your boss's body after you kill him

E A T D R Y W A L L

F  

Do it fast

Finally some rain mates!

Saw this at a local Walmart

WHAT THE *** DID YOU JUST BRING UPON THIS CURSED LAND

D’s

a brilliant mind, enjoying a brilliant life

luv u mom