You want weapons..?

please hold

COD gamers are the best

Some say the body is a temple. Mine is a whole island.

Didn't happen

First time completing a puzzle... this shit is easy

Girls like bad boys so put on them crocs

Lucy Liu age 81

Love frogs.

Hell yea getting out of a baaaaad situation

So this is Eclipse. Every day she leaves her house by herself, and takes the bus downtown to the dog park. She even has her own bus pass attached to her collar.

Finally made it up

Piss.

Thoes idiots are up to something...

Come float with me

so peaceful

Mary was kicked out for loving Jake. Married for 65 years. Cheers for love!

prehistoric

Eye get it!

Where’s the plane Karen?!

my fav thing today on net

Man I really like this new ice-cream!

Imagine being this person

Super Moustache

Toto

Wet wet

The key to victory is playing in your own league

play hey Delilah

Oh but my pride grrr I wish I was a Carrot!

If Champ from Anchorman had a baby

These new rubbers

Demons!

Good vibes only

Brooms!

this band

Went to a fertility doctor today. Very fitting decor on the wall.

sike

cold

Amazing

Getting pretty creative in China these days...

My scientist friends have a sick humour.

Bark, bark

who this?

Piss.

The butchers is selling some special meat, it comes in three sizes you can buy it in small, medium or liar.

ah yes, learning

Self-aware Superman comic

ready for plague.2?

Every single episode of House.

thots beware

Single White Van

I have been there.

craft

Clever note left for bad parking.

Extra dark humor.

hey now, Old Town Road ain't THAT bad

Probably something about the importance of high ground

Remember her?

ohno

if drawing a grumpy animal every single day for a year leads to nothing else at least I’ll have a ridiculous amount of new work clothes

My bag of coffee made me chuckle, but was also very accurate

Money brings happiness

Heaven Help Me

Took me too long to realize that that's a hamburger

Attainable

I'm gonna get so ripped...

most peculiar if i do say so myself

Learning photography

Mission Impossible theme plays

Adwertismt.

Correctomonday my dudes!

Only The Rock can make The Rock look like a sissy.

I don't think Kermit remembered his safe word

Dopest Party Ever.

How did he change so fast

Greta after one week in Russia

lesbians are straight but in denial

Dorothy’s been through enough shit

9/10 , always

oo or oo

I mean, it practically writes itself.

The plot holes are strong with this one

Look at this bad boi

Every time. :)

Accidental Renaissance Painting

Wombat poops are square

by azura by azura by azura

feels bittersweet

*Sips Unsee Juice*

Are we there yet, getting real tired of this shit.

Found this at my local book shop.

How So ?

me too dawg, me too

Makes you think about society

He's a master of disguise

Looks like there were made in the same factory

Every time a sock goes missing

I'm not disappointed

This cat hoodie

no...