Heaven Help Me

Took me too long to realize that that's a hamburger

Attainable

I'm gonna get so ripped...

most peculiar if i do say so myself

Learning photography

Mission Impossible theme plays

Adwertismt.

Correctomonday my dudes!

Only The Rock can make The Rock look like a sissy.

I don't think Kermit remembered his safe word

Dopest Party Ever.

How did he change so fast

Greta after one week in Russia

lesbians are straight but in denial

Dorothy’s been through enough shit

9/10 , always

oo or oo

I mean, it practically writes itself.

The plot holes are strong with this one

Look at this bad boi

Every time. :)

Accidental Renaissance Painting

Wombat poops are square

by azura by azura by azura

feels bittersweet

*Sips Unsee Juice*

Are we there yet, getting real tired of this shit.

Found this at my local book shop.

How So ?

me too dawg, me too

Makes you think about society

He's a master of disguise

Looks like there were made in the same factory

Every time a sock goes missing

I'm not disappointed

This cat hoodie

no...

alsimiv's intervention

We painted at my wedding shower today and I need whatever drugs my Grannie is on

yea boi

Accidental renaissance

And why am I suddenly wondering about it

You've heard of retro gaming, meet hybrid streaming..

Paintings and their Real-Life Equivalents

We were drunk and cold and my boyfriend put me inside of his shirt. I found this picture this morning

Old beer ad

My girlfriend is afraid of coronavirus. I’m afraid of her toothpaste.

Let him in.

Can we keep her?

Spring is coming fellas

A rare picture of brave men replenishing Earth's core with magma during the Great Lava Shortage of 1820s

Fly You Fools!

Never. Again. I. Swear.

Every time I call Williams name

Turns out dressing rooms aren’t safe from tall people

No on likes you sun

Lake Taupo, New Zealand-Hostel Pool Rules. The safest Pool in all of Middle Earth.

/fit/ is a goldmine

I love being ***ing 5ft 7'

Scotty no.

Anti-Inspirational

Follow me for more recipes..

Taste this..

Getting that bread

Giving a grown man some hard wood!

"No one will ever understand my suffering"

He really wanted his photo at the Halloween party, but was super scared of the spiders behind him

My mom bought me a microSD cart from a garage sale. She knew I was looking for a larger one for my phone.

My nose is useless atm

day 41 of me drawing a grumpy animal every day for a year no good reason

Gamers rise up!

My mom texted me this at midnight... ?

War crimes intensifies

you ready to have a heavenly time?

Better than being married to the wrong person

Booty

it is now canon.

Of course I can paint you on a horse! I've totally seen one before

Honesty is an optimal example of integrity

Bought a new car. It came with a puppy holder!

Our Shih Tzu eating a treat looks like WW2 Winston Churchill.

Wiener of Shame!

Found in a bar

Found this gem in the restroom of a bar

Damn, a lot of these would make great porn titles...

Your package of "A UPS Truck" has shipped.

Gods' plan for mankind

Best name description ever

When my friends ask how is my new diet going.

Dorime

I heard the camera adds 10 pounds

sometimes you have to miss something to realize how important it is to you

Hold my broom...

Finns seen stuff

level 100 mafia boss.

a dog's nemesis

Dead or alive

jkl;dsa;l

god dAM-