Sexy pussy

Neighbors Subtle Halloween Decor

yesterday i met your parents - what lovely gentlemen

We took this photo in the caves of Branson, MO over 2 years ago. We never noticed our unexpected guest untill now!

Nobody does it better.

Spotify algorithm trying to work my listening history.

Yeeehaw

Only in the US

Oh good, they take Dr. Pepper

C'mere little fishies

C'est la vie, say the old folk, it goes to show, you never can tell

Pour me another..

A community Pez dispenser

Very hot

Waiting for the Mona Lisa

THEN WHAT?

not sure if repost or facebook like but still valid advice

Return of the man-baby

Got this at a coffee shop. Someone was bored. Low effort, still funny.

Most kids go for a nap with a blanket or a teddy... my daughter took a bottle of garlic mayo

Maintenance is in no hurry

Sea doggo

geh

Probably mad because we know that birds are fake

Yeah, first day at school

wait

So you know what’s happening right now in earth?

A good book!

[Big Iron intensifies]

I get get you.

Infinite profit

I'm just up at 5 in the morning trying to shave my legs, alright

after checking my wallet

Some people wanted it, so here we go again

death was way to good for him

#sorts by new ironically [OC]

Happy birthday, Google Maps.

give yourselves a hand

M i n e c r a f t

My friend who is a teacher confiscated this today

Weird noise intensify

Breakup translations

The answer is 25%

My brother-in-laws Instagram story... hahah

My husband was having a crappy day at work, so I hid over 30 pairs of googly eyes all over the apartment. Some of them he won't find for a few months.

Excellent translation, Google!

it do be like that

Let’s remember how N.C handled snow last winter, they are expecting 2 inches tomorrow.

What happened to our doctors

Don't know if this has been posted or not. But its perfect.

True Art ❤️

Eggs?

Tallinn museum humor.

Getting called daddy is gross and a turnoff. Not even a turn off, just a total power blackout

Resisting the temptation

Smh

and

thiccneckbois

LoL

A friend’s dog had an accident to her tail so they came up with a unique sling to keep the tail stabilized and I cannot stop laughing at it.

Alfa Romero put a hidden message for fans who tried to lighten their ‘sneak peek’ photo

Lose your earbuds? There's an app for that.

A piece of tape makes you a hacker according to Business Insider

It’s worse than I thought..

must be hard for those that can't

For you, I'll be all three of them

naruto, tag me in

true kings

He's done for.

Smelly coins

Perfect 5 out of 7

superrare

music intensifies

*Fried Noises*

19-thirty-Nein

graph

I'm the knight who says Ni....

Slav thing

Watch me!

How far will you go???

Those Scandinavians

well obviously

Hood

So like how tf i do taxs?

Wonderwall

I want the truth!

Can you feel the hype?

Hope your happy

oh no

The answer to the old question.

The time has come

*mongolian throatsinging stops*

He's a little behind

I heard that

Targeted Advertising

3rd person time

You get what you deserve.

After helping with a project at our house, my dad accidentally took my husband's drill bit home in his pocket. We asked he just put it somewhere safe until the next time we see him...he obliged.

Cacti gone wild

Applying for her job