Stages of life

YEEET

I was gonna use this on April 1st

Daxophone time

Not many options here

Ancient Buddhist wisdom

Low quality OC inbound

snek bag

ohboi

Picked up my brother from the airport...

One of my favorite jokes in a kids' movie that goes over the heads of kids

Woke up to these two sharing a laugh on my patio.

cheems

Almost every Hollywood war movie.

Hungry

Anytime I finish the smallest task at home

Saw this beauty today. Only in Ore-gon

Teaching momentum in one easy step

My friend met this guy in a bar in San Diego wearing the same T-shirt and drinking the exact same ***tail!!! What are the odds?

Just take the photoshop away.

My dog ate a squeaky toy and pooped this out. Excited to spend Christmas with Mr. Hankey this year!

Losing weight at the gym

The True King of the Iron Throne

That has to be the best one

Girlfriend wakes me up sometimes wearing these creepy facial masks. Instant cocoon flashbacks

/poll/

Saw this at a garden centre

Smells fishy

He is a queer one

based greta

The octopimp

My mom gave me this for my birthday, because I like Star Wars.

I’ve always wondered what a T-Rex cactus would look like.

Karenovirus

A true vibe check

Can't even enjoy my morning coffee alone

Sign outside my local poolhall

Do it

Calvin and Hobbes has aged like fine wine

God level pickpocket.

A coworker of mine snapped a picture during a fire standby and accidentally caught her parter trying to douse the flames himself.

gonna remember that for the rest of their life

Bet she's vegan

It’s the little things

Salty?

I think this guy should receive a full pardon

An Uber driver in China

Just love the bump!

chillax

In your face round earthers.

*cats with photoshop

Not associated with that bugs bunny post

Sweet Jebus this thing is bright!

Ordered an espresso shot over ice this morning..

Umm........yes....?

Elijah Woody Harrelson looks like he is about to do meth and then steal your copper.

hol' up

That's why I wear glasses

Kids Hear You

Maybe another kind, too.

Debbie has no chill.

Say what you will about the British but I love my country dearly

Baked my pizza upside down after putting olives on the wrong side...don't smoke weed and cook

The actor kept forgetting his line so they let him use his real birthday. Happy Birthday, Underage Drinker #1

Toilet Me Alone

The Sonic movie finally released where I am yesterday. This was my favorite part of the film

Having a toddler and building a food pyramid that is representative of their nutrition.

Sounds of space

Americans

Cries in ravioli

It's all so tiresome

I don't know if this is real, but if it is, it's in Australia

At least his teeth clean

miss parks, you're coming with me

There can only be one hero

A friend of mine is a teacher and one of her kids relabeled her hand sanitizer.

Was it a boy or a girl?

Always wise to comfirm beforehand.

Top 10 crossovers in history

Did you have a nice shit

No coughing allowed

The moment before I was hit with my son’s new drone.

Billionaires don't swag much

At least the font colour is on point!

Happy Birthday Hot Fuzz kid!

And here's a post

Yo they foo

Well, not gonna lie but i expected a PS4

Went to a local bar and saw their sign -

So my last day at work was yesterday...

KA-BOOOOOM!

My friend is a high school teacher about to go on maternity leave. This message was written by a student on her farewell card.

Lucky woman

At least it’s new

Thanks for sorting by new you're actually god

Just break the treat in half!

drawing a grumpy animal every single day, day 46

Seen in the wild

Sadly, this is a true story

Doing business as usual