The octopimp

My mom gave me this for my birthday, because I like Star Wars.

I’ve always wondered what a T-Rex cactus would look like.

Karenovirus

A true vibe check

Can't even enjoy my morning coffee alone

Sign outside my local poolhall

Do it

Calvin and Hobbes has aged like fine wine

God level pickpocket.

A coworker of mine snapped a picture during a fire standby and accidentally caught her parter trying to douse the flames himself.

gonna remember that for the rest of their life

Bet she's vegan

It’s the little things

Salty?

I think this guy should receive a full pardon

An Uber driver in China

Just love the bump!

chillax

In your face round earthers.

*cats with photoshop

Not associated with that bugs bunny post

Sweet Jebus this thing is bright!

Ordered an espresso shot over ice this morning..

Umm........yes....?

Elijah Woody Harrelson looks like he is about to do meth and then steal your copper.

hol' up

That's why I wear glasses

Kids Hear You

Maybe another kind, too.

Debbie has no chill.

Say what you will about the British but I love my country dearly

Baked my pizza upside down after putting olives on the wrong side...don't smoke weed and cook

The actor kept forgetting his line so they let him use his real birthday. Happy Birthday, Underage Drinker #1

Toilet Me Alone

The Sonic movie finally released where I am yesterday. This was my favorite part of the film

Having a toddler and building a food pyramid that is representative of their nutrition.

Sounds of space

Americans

Cries in ravioli

It's all so tiresome

I don't know if this is real, but if it is, it's in Australia

At least his teeth clean

miss parks, you're coming with me

There can only be one hero

A friend of mine is a teacher and one of her kids relabeled her hand sanitizer.

Was it a boy or a girl?

Always wise to comfirm beforehand.

now I buy your game

Top 10 crossovers in history

a modern solution

Did you have a nice shit

No coughing allowed

The moment before I was hit with my son’s new drone.

Billionaires don't swag much

At least the font colour is on point!

Happy Birthday Hot Fuzz kid!

And here's a post

Yo they foo

Well, not gonna lie but i expected a PS4

Went to a local bar and saw their sign -

So my last day at work was yesterday...

KA-BOOOOOM!

My friend is a high school teacher about to go on maternity leave. This message was written by a student on her farewell card.

Lucky woman

At least it’s new

Thanks for sorting by new you're actually god

Just break the treat in half!

drawing a grumpy animal every single day, day 46

Seen in the wild

Sadly, this is a true story

Doing business as usual

Gulag

My new favorite manga

Battle will be legendary

It took 18 years for Snorlax to get off its ass

Furries have infiltrated my local PD.

friday feelings

Found on Facebook but made me exhale through my nose

He's busy

Not my work but still funny

Family Portrait Loophole

Truer than I care to admit, sometimes.

It may be!!!

AI is getting smarter.

1900: we’ll have flying cars by 2020. 2020:

Whoa Nessie!

The long game

My niece asked me to draw something on her cast, and I couldn't resist...

We told our 5'4" friend who was pumping gas to quickly turn around for a picture. He didn't see the sign.

Galleries

frens

Stahp it right now

The best pilot!

quack

Today's conference in a local university on why antivaxxers are wrong

Remember to not have any babies. We have to stop climate change

Lords

Baptists do have a sense of humour.

pizza, the crow starring brandon lee, marriage