3rd date in, using the bathroom at her place... Should I just tell her it isn't working out anymore?

*screams in stock market*

66% survival rate

not stolen from reedit/9feg/imgflip/ifun

I miss Club Penguin

A restaurant in Garden City, New York

Yes

Had a great FaceTime conversation with my Grandma today

Today I turned 6 years old

I can only post once every 4 years, so here's my dog doing what she does when my partner and I want to snuggle.

Bad location for the entrance

HWARF!

"My eye itches"

About to hand this to my boss, wish me luck.

Because I like to be funny

Shit I’ve survived so far

They clearly didn’t think this through...

I came, I saw, I chewed.

I’m sure this was a first in closed captioning.

Taking customer service to a new level!

Soooo, I no longer feel like a crazy person for losing random socks...

Yeah, makes sense

Saw this gem in a yard in Houston.

Classic Elon

My dad’s Halloween costume of ‘78

I got some very bad news today, so my teenager came home with this to help me feel better. I have very weird kids.

Interesting wifi names

Go strong or go home

Step relative

The shadow is a streetpainting

The image of volatility

I've got my apocalypse plans.

Remember your ABC’s

Shower thought?

+/- chips

“Jesus Brenda, these selfies are getting ridiculous”

Honk mug

The Difference is clear..That is his playing field!

Three idiots went to an art gallery without their smartphones.

Check Engine Light

Swingers

My father literally did this with the wedding date and anniversary

Smart

The irony is strong in this one

Summer Prep - What's your beach body goals?

A Fine Line

Making friends.

Baked...

They call me black Mamba

The horror...

Good luck bro's

This post is about cooking

The universe thinks you're dumb.

These pictures tell a very clear story

An international uniform.

tourposting

Please, find someone you love and give them the good ***

Ah yes, Dick Ducks

When the Bartender asks if we want shots with our beers.

Ya gotta love irony

Anyone else notice Facebook has an “I just came” emoji?

would you rather infect Bezos or spend 3k dolares?

Yummy plants

Gay comic

Public Health England Advisory

Peace was never an option

You're 500 years too late

woah, it does work

Das Kapital best meme

Uruncle

Banana gore

I’m unable to grow a beard :(

I feel bad for laughing.

Netflix things

I am kinda in a Tolkien mood today

Paris is Shit

commisions

Corona changed their name to prevent association with the outbreak

Imagine the picture of a dead body for 2023

This is the real reason dinosaurs went extinct

He *did* until the players came along

Come again?

Well excuuuuse me

Enjoy your weekend

The surpreme leader comes up with a cheap and easy solution

I'd go to this restaurant.

Found at Goodwill

Jaaa

thx

The older I get the younger this guy looks.

Title of post

Work conferences

No, brother

I design fake products, so I created a DIY Supreme Oreo Kit after I saw the cookies were $92k on eBay.

My dogs' tags

busted

I got the most concerning fortune cookie today

Pence

The goodest of droggos.

ooh pizza party