I’m unable to grow a beard :(

I feel bad for laughing.

Netflix things

I am kinda in a Tolkien mood today

Paris is Shit

commisions

Corona changed their name to prevent association with the outbreak

Imagine the picture of a dead body for 2023

This is the real reason dinosaurs went extinct

He *did* until the players came along

Come again?

Well excuuuuse me

Enjoy your weekend

The surpreme leader comes up with a cheap and easy solution

I'd go to this restaurant.

Found at Goodwill

Jaaa

thx

The older I get the younger this guy looks.

Title of post

Work conferences

No, brother

I design fake products, so I created a DIY Supreme Oreo Kit after I saw the cookies were $92k on eBay.

My dogs' tags

busted

I got the most concerning fortune cookie today

Pence

The goodest of droggos.

ooh pizza party

day 53 of drawing a grumpy animal every single day. grumpy possum

Are you certain sir?

Pic in comments :(

I’m living the dream boys!

typical Dave

Goes for cops as well

Water attack doggo

honk honk

Wired differently

This sign at work makes me curious about #s 1-4

Dick Pizza?

Us has the best health care

This will only take a second

Strobbery!!

Can’t believe the audacity of this ***

Penguin Jump

The a-Team

If we give him some cat nip we can party together!

A sign at a local resturaunt in my town.

Some advice from 2 Chainz

Astronaut carrot

This week's best users

I will, i will Mr.Rogers, DONT SHOOT!

A pro-life table at a teacher’s convention is giving away fetus erasers. This is the true height of irony.

Bluetooth Speaker

Toast levels

aaaaaaaa

Someone brought this to the office potluck.

RESIDENT EVIL 3: REMAKE

There's no stopping him now.

You f***ing donkey!

I hope so.....

The choice is All Yours...

Tried to take a selfie at JFK. Caught this gem before I could figure out how to reverse the cam...

I photoshopped a frog and a dog together

Good guy cops

tbh it's kinda rules

Pretty much every client

Chinese wallet is speaking the language of all of us

Problem Solved...

Breakdown! at the Walmart

the prosecution doubts the defences claim that the defendants breasts could possibly be that big!

Emergency calls only, please

I hope this hasn't been posted before..

It do be like that

I don’t know what to say

Felt that one

Toilet roll + Cat = Moon???

Why do I find this funny?

Reading is good for your mind, unlike porn

I don't know-how why I found this very funny...

Cardi B crowd surfing, circa 2018

Here's a picture inside of the busiest railway station in India!

Think I got ripped?

Not today coronavirus!

*Silence intensifies*

Who’s gonna carry the boats?

Deadly weapon alert

Children are the future

Instagram Filter IRL

Soothing indeed

It couldn't catch you if you ran.

Any time a child tries to guess my age...

Wheres the owner? I need a word

I...uh...

Ninja is retarded

'We found the leak.'

Smells like updog in here...

Your turn, Weinstein.

The fate of the conspiracy theorist.

I have to go to a baby shower and the grandma-to-be is making everyone send her a baby picture. Here's mine.