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I will, i will Mr.Rogers, DONT SHOOT!

A pro-life table at a teacher’s convention is giving away fetus erasers. This is the true height of irony.

Bluetooth Speaker

Toast levels

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Someone brought this to the office potluck.

RESIDENT EVIL 3: REMAKE

There's no stopping him now.

You f***ing donkey!

I hope so.....

The choice is All Yours...

Tried to take a selfie at JFK. Caught this gem before I could figure out how to reverse the cam...

I photoshopped a frog and a dog together

Good guy cops

tbh it's kinda rules

Pretty much every client

Chinese wallet is speaking the language of all of us

Problem Solved...

Breakdown! at the Walmart

the prosecution doubts the defences claim that the defendants breasts could possibly be that big!

Emergency calls only, please

I hope this hasn't been posted before..

It do be like that

I don’t know what to say

Felt that one

Toilet roll + Cat = Moon???

Why do I find this funny?

Reading is good for your mind, unlike porn

I don't know-how why I found this very funny...

Cardi B crowd surfing, circa 2018

Here's a picture inside of the busiest railway station in India!

Think I got ripped?

Not today coronavirus!

*Silence intensifies*

Who’s gonna carry the boats?

Deadly weapon alert

Children are the future

Instagram Filter IRL

Soothing indeed

It couldn't catch you if you ran.

Any time a child tries to guess my age...

Wheres the owner? I need a word

I...uh...

Ninja is retarded

'We found the leak.'

Smells like updog in here...

Your turn, Weinstein.

The fate of the conspiracy theorist.

I have to go to a baby shower and the grandma-to-be is making everyone send her a baby picture. Here's mine.

This is the ultimate UNO reverse card.

We had

A man has fallen into the... wait...

She has no idea of what just slapped her in the face

Experienced jailbird gives sheriff's department 5 star review on Google with his full name and photo included.

Essential Oil vs Corona Virus

George Washington gathering supplies for his planned crossing of the Delaware River

Who the hell would pay 4k for sex?

His name is Kiryusha. Today he is 19 years old. And he hates everything

Thank you for your service!

This dog looks like he's vegan

Karen incomi- nevermind

Based Germans?

My mom works at a middle school. She found this in a broken locker. #thekidsarealright

I don't know why I find it hilarious

Common mistake

hopefully he wasnt infected with the gay

Kinky Sword

Mad Granny!!

Hand it over!

Message from above

I am this lucky

Don't mind if I do

Dad joke alert.

Manufacturing and shipping

Praise the Dark Lord.

Yep.......that maybe

This guy sent me a super serious gym selfie. I work for a music school so I decided to respond in kind.

Saustrich

30-day trial

I'd better not buy this.

Never cross the Clintons

Gordan Ramsay Approved

A light beer!

It's poetry

Well that went... terribly.

Sacred

Why T-rex is extinct…

It's true, though

Just say no.......

Multifunctional hub.

This is the reason why you shouldn't do drugs on a construction site according to Occupational Health and Safety in Australia

inb4 he suicides

I’ll bite them back

Big PP energy

Butt hat.

My astrophysicists daughter gave me a birthday card

Window seat

We don't deserve demons