My astrophysicists daughter gave me a birthday card

Window seat

We don't deserve demons

Look it’s me

WOWEE

Brutally honest advertising

It had to be done...

At least it's not a dog

The training has begun

F&F

Hurry while the body's still warm

The battle of a lifetime

Why didn’t I think of this sign?

They just never show the other side.

Masterpiece one.

Ah yes, all the cone types.

Fools

"I might make another sandwich. I don't know." - Poverty Edition

I can feel the music

No laws, no masters

It's probably going to happen

My husband and I are traveling with our baby, cat, and dog. We stopped at a hotel for the night to get some rest, and I couldn’t find my dog. I look around and see this.

John Xena

It's so loud

Obey traffic signs

“Keeps kitty safe!”

Call the burn unit

Yes honey I paid 15$ for this guitar

This is the best fortune I’ve ever had!

I always hate it when a piece is missing

Just like 80 years ago

My son cut his Mario hat off. Didn’t realize it was Ron Jeremy hiding under there.

I saw a post about a towel animal left by hotel staff a few days ago, so I thought I'd share the one they left for me :)

This is a man who lifts

Gotta blast

Attention idiots

k911

Don't you hate it when that 1 month free trial ends and the subscription begins?

Well that's just not cool.

Someone deserves an oscar

New mug

Kitty gets a gentle ride ^w^

A little family R&R

KablamHead [OC]

My girlfriend has a mouse in her house, so her cousin took it upon himself to do what was necessary

title of post

It's all pink on the inside

I got a new graphics card for my computer, I don’t think it’s supposed to look like this

Some demons are people

Mobile users excluded

He'll never let you down

He's in serious need of a cold shower.

:^)

Perfect timing. Thank you murderer

turkpost

Netflix recipe

Get the boat Noah!

Bo Burnham is a God.

Someone taped this to my wipes at work

The cookies weren't made wrong, they just had an alternate inspiration

METAphor

GDQ is for noobs

How it really be

I wanna see how it ends

I gotta be careful where I sit. These tan lines are going to be hard to explain..

it is what it is

NASA lied to you

I thought that was always the rule.

Two sisters and their brother

A happy couple

Here's how to do it properly :)

double the fun

Child

Voices in my head

get off my back, old man

U h h

Don't tell them I uploaded this

Equal Opportunities Post #2

Seems logical

Google's always listening...

This birthday card my grandma sent me

Equal Opportunities Post #1

Yes

Squeal like a Piglet

always be friendly to the quiet kid

Hand restoring cream?

changing my own tires today

Pizza date

It’s one of the Ten Commandments

Don't worry guys we're safe here

Solid point

Who says there ain't shit going on in Ohio?

When my friends with kids try to make me feel guilty about my decision to never have any.

Happy Mardi Gras from Bobbie Ross

My buddy sent this to me today. Made me chuckle

Cell repair 'request'

So I asked the Dominos guy to write a funny joke in the pizza box on the special description and got this

Jesus... would you look at the time.

Sad Story Of Yahoo

Slim Carrey