When my friends with kids try to make me feel guilty about my decision to never have any.

Happy Mardi Gras from Bobbie Ross

My buddy sent this to me today. Made me chuckle

Cell repair 'request'

So I asked the Dominos guy to write a funny joke in the pizza box on the special description and got this

Jesus... would you look at the time.

Sad Story Of Yahoo

Slim Carrey

Cursed,.‘

Who else hates Chevy ads

Passive Aggressive Food Preferences

An alpaca has two llama legs.

In video chat

HDMI kids would not understand this

Don’t do Milk kids.

You get what you effin’ deserve!

ęggplant

Just noticed this gem after 2 years of eating lunch at Red Robin on my break.

Pizza time!

Nice suggestion.

Harsh sentence

Top floor please!

My friend just figured out that the snapchat filters work on her chest tattoo.

IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS, THEN WE CANNOT BE FRIENDS :)

Hello I am table

Not for every plant

As a dog owner I can relate with this

Ethel and Clarence just now learning what a roommate is

Women only think about one thing

Oof

An interesting sign

I’m 7!

Cat get eaten by alligator

If you have a skill, never do it for free

How quaint.

Playing hide and seek

Takbir!

sci fy classic

The only way to roll....

A new kind of Spider. Australia 2020

yas queen

grima

I got you new phone!

time has collapsed

Can't wait to show all my friends I went to Japan..

Isabelle as a playable character in the new DOOM

Mechanic sets price based on the sounds his customers mimic when their cars need repairing.

Harmless mistake

Maybe don't put it like that...

You know who you are

You're a weak excuse for a man and other cool stories

My wife posted this sign during our Holiday Party.

I hope it's grapes at least

Sad stories

We all got the stupid

you've entered the comedy zone.

looks like me.

are you rarted?

sllllut

"The Toastiness of Our Toast"

Hi IQ meme.

Really helpful review

also the signs.

I've won but at what cost.

Wholesome

Fing Koreans with their mangar films

you have no power here,

Time to stand up against stereotypes.

Spitting fax

when she says K she just doesn't want your banana

I missed spooktober with this.

I need go poopoo

Funny or dark ?

Old Shirt

superior_being can sense the V O I D

I dig Green Top Grocery's style

Everyone says I'm insignificant

Only if my coworkers were on this level of competence

Dear God

for some reason that was played at a school dance.

Buses replaced the train line today...

just put on your prettiest lingerie and tell him you will let him put it in the butt

Come on,have a heart

Humans:

Edgelord Gary

just chill goy

Genius level intellect

The Dry Eye of Sauron

hol up.

Squidward...What have you been up to?

Star Spangled

Just tell the Clinton's you have incriminating evidence

ha gay

A new species of chad.

Virtuotter

Weinstein miraculously no longer needs his walker after a guilty verdict. It's a miracle!

Disney always finding ways to be subtlety inappropriate haha

Boyfriend material

hmmm

To the victor goes the spoils of war